Hate Mail Alert!

One of Britney’s stans — one even more deranged than I am — e-mailed me with this calm, sober message:

upon reading your “The Case Against Lady Gaga: The Essay”
it makes me wonder what the hell is your problem…
I’m a solid BritBrit fan and all but … why do you need to take down a certain artist that HEAVEN and HELL knows that they’re not doing things against you. WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM DUDE? YOU’RE WASTING ENOUGH TIME. Rather than taking down on Lady GayGay … you should be PROMOTING THE HECK OUT OF BRITNEY. I don’t know what’s wrong with you. As a full Britney Spears fan, you should concentrate the hell out of her. NOT ON EFFIN’ GayGay… she’s not that big to top off Britney! so better yet … let the bitch live her crazy life. She’s nothing compared to Britney… If Britney was in GayGay’s position… and GayGay’s fans would do this to Britney. What the hell would you feel? LET THE BITCH BE A BITCH. She’ll fall in her own panties. All our concern’s should be focused on the one and only BRITNEY and her success…. we shouldn’t mind the effin’ people around her. We know where she stands and that’s for use to PROVE not to BRAG. Be modest in you own way please. I’m somewhat ashamed …. it’s like you’re envious in the bitch’s works when they’re all NONE SENSE. Focus on Britney, not on somebody’s B*LLSH*T monkey business. THINK OVER IT ‘CAUSE YOU’VED WASTED ENOUGH TIME. MORE ON BRITNEY NOT ON THEM.

Temper, temper!

Alright, let’s respond to this mess of an e-mail.

First of all, my charges against Lady Gaga are not that she is “doing something against me,” but that her esteemed place in our pop culture is unwarranted. I’m here to present an intelligent, reasoned critique of Gaga’s foolishness. I think I’m doing a good job, no?

It’s an utter lie that Gaga is unimportant. If she were unimportant, we could ignore her. But she’s not unimportant; hence, this site. Don’t be a blind hater.

More importantly, while I may love Godney with all of my heart, I have other interests — and besides, her single isn’t even out yet. When it is, I’ll give it a plug and do my small part. But in the meantime, you don’t even have a real argument.

That is all.

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One Comment

  1. Posted January 6, 2011 at 3:47 am | Permalink | Reply

    Ugh, I hate the “they aren’t even doing anything to you” argument. :/

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