Perez Hilton, Lady Gaga’s Butt Boy

Perez Hilton “weighs in” on the Lady Gaga/Britney Spears “competition” coming up:

If we’re putting Gaga and Brit head to head, who would Perez place his bet on? “When the dust settles, I definitely think that Lady Gaga will win in this battle just because I know personally that Gaga is so hungry and determined to make this album successful that she’s going to work so hard,” he said. “Whereas Britney and her camp think she doesn’t have to work as hard. It will be successful, but I don’t think it will be as successful as Gaga’s.”

Pigrez has long been Lady Gaga’s little sycophant. He’s been deeming her, ridiculously, bigger than Beyonce (who’s been around since the 90s) and Britney (ditto), dissing legends like Grace Jones to protect his Mother Monster from criticism, was selected to unveil a wax statue of Lady Gaga for Madame Tussand’s, and has even smooched her in public. “Lady Gaga is an inspiration to us all!” he breathlessly proclaims.

In summary, asking Pigrez to “weigh in” on the impending Gaga/Britney ‘battle’ is like asking Sarah Palin to weigh in on whether Republicans will do well in the 2012 elections. There might be a little bit of truth somewhere in the analysis, but you have to cut through a mountain of bullshit and bias to get to it.

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2 Comments

  1. LadyBritBrit
    Posted January 5, 2011 at 7:35 pm | Permalink | Reply

    who’s to say Britney’s not hungry and determined, she was hungry and determined to make Circus a successful tour and it was, her whole career is one hungry and determined decision after another.
    Perez is just so stupid!

  2. Posted January 6, 2011 at 3:44 am | Permalink | Reply

    Someone needs to call out Piggy Perez(Tila Tequila came up with it LOL)!

    At one point this stupid ass bitch made his flopping site into a damn Lady Gargoyle fansite! There’s was like 3-4 posts about Larry Gagsmith on EVERY damn page!

    He is actually the reason why me AND ALOT of people never liked Lady Gargoyle! He would just jam her down our throats!

    Thank God this bitch keeps the Caca posts under minimal now.

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