“Born This Way” So Far: 2011’s Biggest Disaster-In-the-Making

Pigrez Hilton has revealed two more lines of Lady Gaga’s new song “Born This Way”: “Don’t be a drag/Just be a queen.”

If you find this empowering, go drown yourself by sticking your face in a dirty toilet bowl.

Here are the lyrics to the song, so far:

Don’t be a drag
Just be a queen

I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track
Baby I was born this way

Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track
Baby I was born this way

Unbelievable. To quote Lil’ Kim: “Better slow down, dummy/you ’bout to crash.” I couldn’t have dreamed of more ludicrous, condescending, self-indulgent ego-trip than the one she’s heading on. This song is shaping up to be a complete and utter disaster. The best melody in the world can’t save these atrocious lyrics. And the more we learn of them, the worse the song looks: we’re only in for more rounds of horrendous lyrics!

Her straight fans aren’t going to accept this, and non-Monster gay ones are going to find this song to be highly condescending. We’re in for the Great Lady Gaga Backlash of 2011, folks! Hold onto your seats…

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3 Comments

  1. LadyBritBrit
    Posted January 27, 2011 at 8:08 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I mean…really?

  2. Monster
    Posted March 5, 2011 at 8:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Just too bad it smashed all of your precious Godney’s records, eh?
    Give it up already. You know we’ll always win.

  3. Jonathan Paramo
    Posted March 29, 2011 at 12:29 am | Permalink | Reply

    yep…..didnt happen right. the bashing led up to six weeks at number 1 in billboard hot 100 and breaking all of HIAM records..lol

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