Lady Gaga Botches the Bible In New Song

Lady Gaga engaged in a Google chat the other day, dropping some new details about the follow-up to her mega-smash “Born This Way,” to be called “Judas”:

“It’s no surprise, I’m sure, to many of you, that Judas is a man of the Biblical sense, so expect to see some symbolism in this video,” Gaga said, going on to recite a few lines from the song:

Um, yes, Gaga. Judas is a man of “the Biblical sense.” Here’s some sample lyrics:

“When he comes to me, I am ready/ I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs/ Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain/ Even after three times, he betrays me/ I’ll bring him down, a king with no crown.”

The lyrics are clunky, but more pertinently, they contain a botched allusion: Peter, not Judas, is the man who denied Jesus three times. More weirdly, what Judas actually did makes for more compelling imagery: he betrayed Jesus with a kiss. Did no one notice this error? (Why didn’t she?)

Oh, and, no surprise, kids: “Judas” is a RedOne production. Britney Spears had Max Martin, and Lady Gaga has RedOne. The lesson is this: you might branch out, but you always come back to the guy whose song put you on the map.



  1. LadyBritBrit
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:19 am | Permalink | Reply

    It’s embarressing. She’s been writing songs for how long now!
    and she doesn’t appear to have a voice, and have a style and it’s disturbing.
    All writers, singers, photographers, dancers, choreographers, directers, producers, photo shoppers, have a style!
    Can’t she push some stuttering in it, so it can sell!

    • Artsy Minsy
      Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:29 am | Permalink | Reply


    • jwchoi
      Posted March 25, 2011 at 5:26 am | Permalink | Reply

      Who are you talking about
      Gaga or brit??

      • LadyBritBrit
        Posted April 2, 2011 at 8:45 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Britney has a niche, a sound a style and knows what she does and damn well!

  2. Artsy Minsy
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:28 am | Permalink | Reply

    WHY DONT U JUST DXIE! (((((((((((:

    • Posted March 25, 2011 at 2:36 am | Permalink | Reply

      Another mentally ill Gaga fan (o_o)

      • Artsy Minsy
        Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:56 am | Permalink | Reply


  3. Artsy Minsy
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:34 am | Permalink | Reply


  4. Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:31 am | Permalink | Reply

    LOL. This is embarrassing!

    If I was referencing something like this, even if I wrote 100% of my lyrics, I’d have it FACT CHECKED and ask multiple opinions to make sure I didn’t mess anything up. What an idiot.

    • Posted March 25, 2011 at 6:04 am | Permalink | Reply

      I ❤ ur username *faps*

      • Little Monster Regina
        Posted March 26, 2011 at 8:47 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Masturbation is dirty, Adrian
        You should know better
        Do you two-way wank with Alex in the bathroom?

      • Posted March 27, 2011 at 3:53 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Regina, no, we circle jerk it, Gaga with Gaga always unleashing the biggest lpad 😉

      • Posted March 27, 2011 at 3:53 pm | Permalink | Reply


  5. Artsy Minsy
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 4:01 am | Permalink | Reply


  6. Holy Fool
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 4:33 am | Permalink | Reply

    This is meant to be the leaked instrumental of it:

    Sounds really good, to be honest.
    And you could sing “I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel, but I’m still in love with Judas, Baby” at some parts. Fake or not, it’s an amazing beat. I hope she doesn’t go too dark for Born This Way though.

    • Posted March 25, 2011 at 5:43 am | Permalink | Reply

      Instrumentals don’t leak; they’re always wannabe producers pushing their shit onto people.

      That said, I really love that, whatever it is.

    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Permalink | Reply


    • Regard Next
      Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm | Permalink | Reply

      The Christina Aguilera fanbase is a religious-based fucktard group led by Tryhardtina Floplera, a registered Polish illegal imigrant and leader of the Flops4Freedom movement. It is geared towards promoting Domination and despise towards everyone except fellow stans due to their fanatical support of soft Sex and BDSM. Some people that may support this fanbase include Kerli Koiv or Roisin Murphy, but do not include Ellen DeGenres or Elton John, whom both like the taste of Lady Gaga’s left buttock.

      Though most find this fanbase offensive, they are indeed performing a public service. Every Britney Spears and Beyonce fan will someday find themselves being judged by the great LegendTina, who will openly bend those Britards and Beyonce fans over and fuck their asses with her insecure BDSM dick. The Great LegendTina will fuck their asses good and hard. The Britards and Beyonce fans, spinning on LegendTina’s enormous dick, will cry out “Forgive me O Great Legend, I have sinned!” but to no avail. LegendTina’s great orgasm will spew the hapless Britards and Beyonce fans to hell, and Planet Goat (Lady Gaga land, home to Wemo Scene-Queens and smug political students) will be vindicated.
      Bio on the Christina Aguilera fanbase:
      Floptina fans are people who were each born with a vision. Since the day they left their Mother’s womb they were determined to be the world’s best Youtube Trolls. This was not an easy task and each divine Floptina fan knew this as they practiced their trolling techniques almost non-stop through early development. It was not until much later when they started the “SHITNEY COPIES GODTINA” “GAGA IS OVER, GODTINA COMING TO SLAY WITH BIONIC!” Trolling tactic that their fanbase became an instant hit. Butthurt Britney Spears fans and Punk band supporters came from all four corners of the internet to try and repel this movement. The Floptina Fucktards and their careless Flop leader got over 900000 lulz as they watched droves of Britards and Avril Lavigne fanatics make a fool out of themselves. They got so much pleasure from this they decided to create their own Church, “Our Lady Of GodTina”, tagline is “We want Fanbase Domination”. With this their ability to be annoying and laughable grew and grew. The Christina Aguilera fanbase has done so well with their works on earth that their very own GodTina treated them with their signature album “Bionic”.
      Although The Lady Gaga fanbase have recently disposed of all hardcore Floptina fans due to their No-Fag-Hate policy, the Floptina fans’ tendency of Homophobia is seen by many as fucking hilarious. For example, in the past they was known for their delusions and LSD abuse, explaining their blatantly obvious brain damage, and while under the influence of these fine substances, the Floptina fans attempted to fulfill their destiny with attempting to kill Britney Spears’ career – and missed. Like much of their history, this could be a world record for failure. Medical evidence also shows that their Goddess Floptina beats her children severely with pickaxes (apparently Floptina, while under the influence of drugs, confused them with some type of OVER – GODTINA COMING BACK TO SLAY WITH BIONIC” Trolling tactic. This was an instantsoil or plant matter), and when Flopping (which she often does for quite some time) she is known to throw tantrums, breaking all the available dishes before taking her 23 year old female “friend” into the bedroom for nipple sex. Floptina’s fanbase is the utter definition of “Failure”.
      ^ There you have it, Floptina fan.

  8. Ducky
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 6:50 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I am going to laugh so damn hard if this song sounds like “Like A Prayer”.

  9. No Gays In Heaven
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Stupid Satanic Whore. There is a reason why she promotes Gay rights so aggressively.
    Homosexuals are of the Devil.

    • Tiana (Minion Of Gaga)
      Posted March 26, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Permalink | Reply

      The Anti-Gay movement is the attempt by hardcore born-again Jesus freaks(like you) to pretend that they are no longer homosexuals. No lie ^_^

  10. Music Basher
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Madonna = White trash Hoe with manly arms
    Janet Jackson = Bitchy past-it Flop, wants to be the next Cher again
    Britney Spears = Keeps trying to make good Music but it’s all real shit
    Kylie Minogue = Dickhead. Nuff said.
    Lady Gaga = Dumb Attention Whore. Her fans think she’s so intelligent and tragic and in-depth. But the truth is: She walks on stage, her mouth opens, out comes bullshit, and she collects her money.

  11. Ex-Fiend
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Gaga’s fans(most) are annoyng, but Britney fans can be horrible too. Exhale turned their backs on me because I defended a Gaga stan who wanted to talk to them :/
    I guess GagaDaily is gonna be my new home.

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted March 26, 2011 at 8:44 pm | Permalink | Reply

      K, come join the Monster party
      Just dont leave your nasty ass pads on top of the toliet seat in the bathroom
      Some hooligan Britney stans came into our house and did that
      Oh and take your shoes off please

  12. Raised Monster Paw
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm | Permalink | Reply

    You = a prime example that only idio­ts support the Britney Spears fanbase.
    People like you deserve more then de­­ath. You deserve the d­e­ath of all of your loved ones. I hope some day your house burns down and your entire family burns
    to de­­ath and you have to live the remaining years of your life as a miserable
    fat fu­­ck. Fu­­­ck you. Fuc­k your loved ones. F­uck your opinion.

    • Buy Crayola
      Posted March 26, 2011 at 9:17 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Lol, whathisnameagain Knepper is a big ass licker of LIK(LongIslandKid). I’m not suprised, either. It seems the Troll stick together nowdays. Him and LIK are just some of those creepy obsessive people whose entire lives revolve around some random fan or meme site.
      They’re both Trolls. LIK is probably an IRL Troll too. You should see his Youtube channel.

    • Tiana (Minion Of Gaga)
      Posted March 26, 2011 at 9:23 pm | Permalink | Reply

      His entire family should burn to Death? What the fuck?
      You’re sick.

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted March 27, 2011 at 1:10 pm | Permalink | Reply


  13. Replied
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 9:32 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Okay, reading through some of the comments on here, I’m disgusted. Lady Gaga would be ashamed of you, Raised Monster Paw. She’s against all kinds of hate and what you just said is horrible. You make me embarassed to be Human.
    Why can’t people just stop the Hate and be nice to eachother?

    • AquaSea
      Posted March 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Permalink | Reply

      People bully others because that’s the only way they know to be happy. You try to tell them something wonderful and important that has happened in your life, and they look through you for about 30 seconds, and top your story, so that it’s all about them. You talk about something good that’s happened to your fave Music Artist, like a Number 1 or whatever, and they do it again. “Shitney? LOL, she’s such a has-been.” “FlopGa? Ugly Tranny. She’s a pathetic arrogant Flop Whore that needs to die.” You don’t matter. It’s all about them and they will readily knock down anyone who stands in their way. Look on Exhale and the official Lady Gaga forums – people even have signatures of Britney choking Gaga or Britney bowing before Gaga or whatever. Hate and disdain is everywhere. That’s bullying, online or not. But the worst thing is, these people don’t even care. You are just the pathetic baby, the little bird, the weakling of the pack for them to tear down so that they can continue to feel good about themselves. That’s how they’re happy. But they’re not really like that. They’re not strong or powerful. They’re just really, really good at making people think they are. You’ve seen how bullies go when someone stands up to them and really lets them have it. Like this homophobic girl who used to go to my school started calling a Bi girl a “Dyke” and a “Beanlicker” and other degoratory words. Someone came over, threw her against a locker and promptly gave her a rough verbal lecture. Little Miss Homophobe really shut up after that.

  14. Gaganster
    Posted March 28, 2011 at 1:29 am | Permalink | Reply

    @RaisedMonsterPaw Please don’t say that. You’re starting to become as bad as those people on Exhale and it’s a waste of what other things you could do.
    I know Exhalers are annoying but not all of them are like that and some of them are so nice when they don’t focus on Hatred.
    To Exhale:
    You find the most stupid things to waste your lives on.
    You don’t focus on the good in your life, the things you actually can do.
    You are so selfish and all do you is pay attention to the drama and negativity and telling people to “fuck off back to FlopgaDaily” and other celebs and people you dislike.

    It just makes me so mad.
    Quit putting your lives to waste. You have great things in store.
    And if you’re wondering why, it makes me mad because I suffer from a health problem.
    People bully others and rip them to shreds instead of pursuing the good things in their life. It’s like they’re wasting their life. I would give anything to have a healthy body so I can do anything I want. Some people take so much for granted. They can run, laugh, or do virtually anything without having physical or emotional pain. They just take it for granted.

  15. Discipline
    Posted March 28, 2011 at 8:22 am | Permalink | Reply

    I’m not a Britney Spears stna but all this “deep, tragic” Born This Way Unity stuff is nothing but an act Gaga puts on to make money of clueless people who buy her trash. She was born into a rich family and attended the same high school as the Hiltons, yet people think she was a high school reject who was persecuted for her non-conformity and outfits. The only thing she cares about is money and depends on fools to believe her act.
    Good for her though, she’s laughing all the way to the bank.

  16. Jess
    Posted March 28, 2011 at 9:05 am | Permalink | Reply

    Lol, you’re just another jealous hater like the rest of them.
    Making a blog about someone you don’t even like? LMAO. Go cry in the corner, you sad git.

  17. Jonathan Paramo
    Posted March 29, 2011 at 12:32 am | Permalink | Reply

    seriously, after what happened with all the bashing you did to BTW, you want to give gaga another record breaking hit single.

    the funny thing is the only people who read this is Britney and Gaga fans. lolz!!!

  18. johnyguy04
    Posted March 29, 2011 at 12:34 am | Permalink | Reply

    ok serious, wishing death here??? some people take this too seriously, both lady gaga fans, and britney fans…lol

  19. Lance
    Posted March 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Everyone says Gaga has sold 80 million albums on her forums. What? 80 million albums? Get your facts straight, Gaga stans. Gaga hasn’t sold nearly that much, it was Britney who sold over 100 million albums. Britney’s debut album sold 25 million copies worldwide and her second album sold 20 million copies, something Gaga could only dream about.

    The only reason Britney’s career slowed down was because she got pregnant. But she came back and released several top singles already.

    Gaga is good, but she will disappear soon.

    Britney is forever.

    • Dalmation
      Posted March 29, 2011 at 5:34 pm | Permalink | Reply

      “Gaga is good, but she will dissapear soon”
      That’s what you all said in 2008. 3 years ago.
      Give her a chance. Just this once.

  20. Emma
    Posted March 29, 2011 at 9:39 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Britney’s fanbase are absolutely disgusting. I’ve been to Exhale and I’ve seen them do the following:
    Tell people to die.
    Tell people no one would care if they died.
    Call people “Insecure, anti-social, high school reject fugly Wemo freaks”
    Pick on people for their mental disabilities or conditions
    Stalk people
    And many many more.
    To Britney Spears fans:
    STOP thinking your opinion is the only right one and everyone should bow to you. You’re no better than Lady Gaga or her fans so stop thinking you are.

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted March 29, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Permalink | Reply

      I think they acts that way because of how everyone acts toward them, not because that’s just the way they are. That’s not always the excuse for people like that.

      Maybe if everyone tried being friendlier towards them, they’d realize that acting so cruel isn’t doing any good.
      You can all say that you’ve tried but if you turn your back toward someone, they’re obviously going to retaliate. My Mom taught me to kill people with kindness. Maybe everyone should try that rather than constantly picking at appearances, attitude, or whatever it is that’s bothering them so much.
      Get across with humour. If you can make someone laugh you can make them do anything.

  21. Illustrated Eye
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 10:41 am | Permalink | Reply

    She is the creepiest female Popstar I’ve ever seen. Her songs creep me out too. They’re all so seducing and the hook in the tunes just pulls you in. When I was watching the Bad Romance and Paparazzi videos the other day I was scared but fascinated by them at the same time, it was like they were seducing me and hypnotizing me into some kind of Freedom state. Space Cowboy creeps me out too, listen to his remix of LoveGame:

    I’m pretty sure he plays the song backwards and makes it all jumbled around 0:56

    • Lulu
      Posted April 15, 2011 at 11:06 pm | Permalink | Reply

      they are that way!! im glad your one of the few that realize it(:

  22. johnyguy04
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 6:15 pm | Permalink | Reply

    you know the only people who care about this shit is gaga and britney fans. lol…

  23. Medulla aka Morrigan
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 8:07 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I wouldn’t be surprised if RedOne co-wrote Judas too.

    Gaga will say in interviews that “oh when I wrote Judas I was thinking this and and blah blah blah” but in the liner notes of -ALL- of the RedOne/Gaga collaborations, as evidenced in both Fame and Fame Monster albums, you -always- read:

    “All instruments played and recorded by RedOne”

  24. Fanbase Judgement
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 12:43 am | Permalink | Reply

    The Britney Spears Fanbase(Official Bio)
    The United states of Britards, also known as the Shitney forums, 4 star Youtube, Self-Troll Nation, the Clique states, Online Pakistan, or just the Britney Spears fanbase (since they claim that they are the only relevant Fanbase in the whole world) is a settlement of fucktards, spics, Jews, Self-Trolls, Necrophilliacs, Punishment fetishists, violent niggers and pitched Fags on land stolen from the Michael Jackson Fanbase. Britards (AKA Future Muslims) are obsessive, lanky, anorexic fucking cunts who love nothing more than having sex with their pets and licking Britney Spears’s bald smegma coated vagina while Michael Jackson fans watch and pleasure themselves with frozen dog turds. They also believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes. They also type like a colony of mentally retarded gorillas with downs syndrome while claiming that it’s proper spelling. The USB is by far the ugliest, most grotesquely fucktarded & vomit-inducing Fanbase in all of human history.

    The Britney Spears Fanbase like to make everyone think they’re sooooo scary and legendary and badass, just the place for power-hungry Fags to bitch about people. But whatever you do, DON’T LISTEN TO A WORD OF THIS! It’s a trap to get miserable fat people who are trying to make skinny, pretty and popular internet identities to come over to the main homebase, Exhale so they can be roughly and unnessecarily interrogated. This is similar to how pedophiles lure kids into their vans with promises of candy. It has been widely known that the average IQ of a Britney Spears fan is 70 or below.
    A fat toothless wannabe redneck disguised as a hot, sexy, controversial cocksucker babe created Britney Spears fans in his own image. The Britney Spears Fanbase was founded by the ancestors of modern day Self-Trolls, then known as Puritans, whose creepy anti-sex, anti-alcohol, anti-music, anti-Fun religion was really annoying the Christina Aguilera Fanbase (who only wanted to fuck their Flop idol in peace without those arrogant, whiny Britard Puritans screaming about how Godney hated them and they were all going to hell), causing them to pile the self-righteous asses of the Britards on a boat and send it speeding in a random direction that just happened to land them in what is now known as Exhale. Butthurt about getting kicked out of about the only good Fabbase on the planet, they changed the story to make it look like they were being persecuted by those devilish Flop-fucking Christinatards and began to build their own society.

    Britard Puritan beliefs were very much like modern Islam, in that they believed strong, unsubmissive, non cocksucking Women were the spawn of evil and must be punished, Godney rules this Fanbase and the Fanbs answers directly to her (which carried on into modern Britney Spears Fanbase culture as well) and if someone disagrees with you, they are Z0MG TROLLING BITCHEZ!!!!!111111 and must be banned (which also carried on into modern Fan culture). This is ironic because most of their ringleaders are, in fact, hippies. Being as nasty and as Faggoting as they were, it’s no wonder they freaked the fuck out and started trying to slaughter other Fanbases over a bunch of moldy bread. Yes, folks, this is how it all started and is the basis for the grand Britney Spears Fanbase(TM).

    Britney Spears Fans are brainwashed ignorant simple folk that get told by their owners that theirs is the best and most mature Fanbase evar, despite all evidence to the contrary. To be fair, only 30 or so percent of Britards even own a Forum passport, so “evidence to the contrary” is hard to come by for them.

    Britards are programmed from Fan childhood to forget the rest of the world exists so that they don’t then look outside Retardsville and realize they are being shafted. This is an effective method to ensure the notoriously dumb, easily manipulated Britards think everything is just fine.

    To most Britards, the only Fanbases that exist outside of the United States Of Britards are the ones they are currently at war with.

    Britney Spears Fans display their ignorance of other Fanbases as a badge of blind, fat, repulsive obedience.
    ~ Next Bio coming soon ~

  25. Fanbase Judgement
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Permalink | Reply

    The Lady Gaga Fanbase(Official Bio)
    Gagatardania is a giant boot out into the Madonna sea, which is infested with Guidos, Mental patients, Crooks, Drug dealers and thieves. Gagatards have an animalistic bond to Email hacking, greasy hair, long fingernails, high-waisted jeans, an overly aggressive attitude, no emotional control and a horrible Forum with the world’s most annoying Trolls EVER. It is a pathetic member of the FU that is occasionally allowed a seat at very big Forum meetings to discuss shit nobody cares about. The only reason for this is that their batshit crazy president, Lady Gaga, is one pushy fucking bitch and also tried to save Mariah Carey fans from being trolled by Britards. Currently, the Fanbase is experiencing massive unrest due to a close-call election in which Jessie J was almost nominated as the new President. Having that Northampton dipshit elected provoked within the Gagatards a similar reaction as the election of an Fat person did to the Britards. Generally, Lady Gaga Fans are greasy, giggly white trash Homosexuals and spend 69% of their lifespan trying on jeans and ordering Veggie Burgers. Before her deportation back to Italy last Monday, their President lived in an Egg in South Africa.
    Gagatards, also known as 13 year olds girls, Lesbians, Italians, guineas, and greaseballs, are descendants of Arabs, Gypsies, Romans, Indians, and Londoners. However, although the Roman, Arabian and Indian Empires were both powerful and respected and most of the Gypsy-descended Gagatards sure know how to cause Lulz, the modern Gagatardania is neither. When Gagatards aren’t too busy teaching the world the joys of Masturbation or raving about how proud they are to be a Little Monster, they can be found in Mainstream Supermarkets gesturing wildly about how it’s their Mummy Monster’s birthday and pissing everyone else off. They are solely responsible for the atrocious mess that is Tumblr, with their history of pompous GIF creations. Gagatardania is also hated for its Fashion and last but definetely not least, Marble Hornets.
    After becoming increasing bored of their own territory, Gagatards moved from a Bulimic lifestyle of making themselves throw up and fucking their own vomit to slowly invading and spreading across Youtube, Twitter and Tumblr. Their goal on these sites was to seduce normal, healthy people into impregnating them(or vice versa), thus securing their control over all the trends of those sites, second only to Britards.
    The Gagatardanian language is Transvestiti, so it is known to be antiquated, overexposed, inefficient and retarded. As a consequence of so much conditioning with florid communication skills, Gagatards are generally less intelligent than Christinatards. This is evidenced by the fact that their President can never quite come to consensus with her sad excuse for Musical Art.
    Many claim that the GagaDaily Forums are simply the best in the world. This is also simply not true. The reality is that most of GagaDaily originates from New Age Festivals. GagaDaily creates a euphoric effect, much like ham.

    GagaDaily can be used to:

    1. Get a person laid.
    2. Sexually please a superior at work.
    3. Make someone Homosexual.
    4. Apply to the Mind for a fairly sufficient Brain lubricant.
    1. All Gagatards Masturbate.
    2. All Gagatards have overgrown toe and fingernails.
    3. All Gagatards are at least distantly related to someone who is in the Italian Mafia.
    4. All Gagatards idolize Romanian culture.
    5. All Gagatards think that Mariah Carey is a talented artist.
    6. All Gagatards carry knives.
    7. All Gagatards blame everything bad that happens to them on their parents.
    8. All Gagatards are to blame for bulimia.
    9. All Gagatards are ignorant Gypsies that get fucked in the ass by shitty Trolls.

    ~ Next Bio Coming Soon ~

  26. Monster Soldier
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 6:18 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Hur vågar du matar oss denna skit om vår mamma Monster? Hon hjälper oss varje dag, även om vi inte känner henne. Hon är som en mor för oss och ingen blogg kan ändra eller blockera Love! Vi är de nya ras av monster, och vi kommer att kämpa mot er för allt vi är värda. Vi är mänskliga 2,0 och du kommer att utrotas för att försöka skada eller hålla fast vår frihet. Du kommer att ångra den dagen du någonsin fötts om du försöker begränsa oss igen. Vi har vår mamma Monster vid vår sida. Fuck den dagen du någonsin föddes, din fitta. Monster kommer ta över världen. Det är därför vi älskar henne, eftersom hon är för Freaks som du försöka stoppa. Vi kommer att förena sig den sista dagen av denna Washed out race för att se härligheten av vår mamma Monster. Du kommer inte att stoppa oss. Vi är hennes lilla monster soldater. Vi kommer att bära våra läppstift och döda för varandra.

  27. Monster Darkness
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 6:24 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Little Monsters.
    Bist du noch wach?

  28. Micehele
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 8:34 pm | Permalink | Reply

    She is obviously Illuminati. Everything about her and Britney Spears is Illuminati.

    • Camilla-Parker-Bowles(The Horse)
      Posted March 31, 2011 at 8:37 pm | Permalink | Reply

      True. The Illuminati are everywhere, even in TV Sci Fi shows. Like Doctor Who:
      Disguise/Working Undercover: Perception Filters
      Mind Control/Government Manipulation: The Master
      Shape Shifting/Alternate identities and personalities: Regeneration
      Alien Coverups/Conspiracies: Torchwood

    • Free
      Posted March 31, 2011 at 8:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Illuminati puppets can choose to obey and go with the flow and then there are the ones that are able to break free from the cold harsh reality of fame, but they have to take on a whole new life. Check out one who broke free from the illuminati on youtube. Her code name is Svali. This woman was born within the Illuminati and her programming started at birth. She has memories from the age of 2 of her own parents locking her in an empty cold basement for hours on end. Her mother used to go into the basement every 4-5 hours and offers her a drink of water and when Svali tried to accept the water, she was slapped so hard in the face she was knocked across the room and then left for another 5 hours. Her parents repeated the process until she no longer cried when her mother came in the room to offer her the water again and she had learnt to accept it and not cry. When Svali finally got the point in order to receive her freedom from the basement, she was made to wait qiuetly until a young Woman dressed in some kind of flouncy red dress, a red wedding hairband with a net veil and long black hair came into the room. According to Svali, the Woman offered her the water and comforted her before explaining about mind control and how to respond properly to it. Not to mention it only became worse the older Svali got. Svali grew up her whole life being tortured, beaten, brainwashed and she eventually became a mind control teacher herself, thinking this life was completely normal.
      Svali has also said that there were some “main” Women in the order of the Illuminati she witnessed; one dressed in blue leggings and a white T-shirt, one dressed in some kind of teenager’s cheerleading costume, one dressed in a black buisness suit and a gauze veil, another one dressed in a white buisness suit and a weird stalk contraption she wore on her head. The one in white called herself “The Supreme Escopol”. Then there was the mysterious woman in red who had spoken with her after being locked in the basement…

        Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:33 pm | Permalink | Reply

        I HATE GAGA!

      • Dinosaur
        Posted April 1, 2011 at 8:22 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Put the Meth pipe down.

  29. Little Monster Regina
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:33 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Fell over? Now, THAT’S drunk! Maybe Gaga thought like: if I snort some cocaine with the boost and take some XTC with it, I might jump super cool on my higher-heels. Maybe there was a penny on the floor and she silently picked it up very fast. Hahahaha!

  30. Inside Out
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:50 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I totes agree with you about Gaga…but we need to learn to respect her fans too. Some of her fans are really nice and non-psychotic and all they get from Brit stans are insults. It’s so stupid.
    Just look at these I saw on Twitter:
    @andiflorea: Why Flopga was BornThisDay? We were better without that tranny, hope she dies so we can gonna trend DeadThisDay. Gaga = Britney’s wannabe.
    @blakkdawg: FLOPGA will never reach the amount of album sales that Britney has
    @mrcelebritney: look at these flopga stans trying to get gaga’s bday to trend!
    @wigsnatch: say what you want about britney! she’s getting loads of hate but still, she sells more than flopga
    @ItsNikolaBitch: Katy Perry just destroyed Lady Flopga ! E.T. MV is a masterpiece ! A manifest of mother alien/of the future ! Suck this flopga !
    @GodneyBitch: Britney Spears or FLOPGA? I think Britney Spears is better! #BritneySpears – Vote for Britney Spears at

    • Nikki Minajus
      Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:53 pm | Permalink | Reply

      FlopGa? LOLOLOLOLOL. I can’t wait to see the smirks get wiped off there faces as they watch Born This Way smash the competition when it’s released. And after all that time they kept boasting about how Femme Fatale was going to sell more than FlopGa, BlahBlahBlah…
      I don’t even like Lady Gaga but let this be a lesson to them.

    • Dinosaur
      Posted April 1, 2011 at 8:26 pm | Permalink | Reply

      “We were better without that Tranny, hope she dies so we can trend DeadThisDay”
      Wow. After all these years, Britney’s fans are still bullying anyone who beats her to a Number #1.

    • Duvet
      Posted April 1, 2011 at 8:32 pm | Permalink | Reply

      They hope she dies?
      How low can you go…
      Also, FlopGa is a dumb, uncreative and irrelevant name to call Lady Gaga. As far as I know, she has never Flopped.

    • WATER
      Posted April 2, 2011 at 5:42 pm | Permalink | Reply

      So we do a Trend for Britney and then they go and call her a Flop, a Tranny and a Copycat?
      I’m sure as Hell not helping them in anything ever again. And they call US the most disgusting fanbase ever?

      At least we’re not the ones calling anyone who doesn’t agree with them Fugly, Fat, Retarded, Emo, Depressed, Tranny, Flop, Fake, Deluded, Dumb, idiotic, immature Freaks that should get raped and Die.

  31. Drinks Up
    Posted April 1, 2011 at 11:30 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Pigney Spears = A fat, washed up pop singer from Louisiana. Britney Spears, aka, Pigney Spears is best known for her nasally, out of tune voice, her lip syncing in concerts, her love of cheetos and Venti frappuccinos, her stained clothing, her chain smoking, her bitten down, half polished nails, her acne filled skin, and her terrific marriage to K-Fed.

    Most known for going bat shit crazy, shaving off her hair, gaining 50 pounds, losing custody of her kids, failing career, showing off her gross vagina in public, yelling out “mah pussy is hanging out” in concert. She knows how to keep it classy.

    Call Gaga “Flopga” all you want, but at least she isn’t a train wreck like Pigney. She never shaved her head or lost custody of her children.

    • Daffy
      Posted April 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm | Permalink | Reply

      How can Britney’s Fanbase call Lady Gaga an Attention Whore when their own idol shaved her hair off and screamed at the Paparazzi while trying to whack a car with an Umbrella? Isn’t that a little Attention-whorish?
      Plus I have no idea why they call Lady Gaga Fake and manufactured when Britney’s Music, interviews, concerts and life is completely controlled by her label? You can say “Well, Gaga boasts about how she writes all her song instruments” blah blah blah, but at least she has control over her career. Also, even if she is Fake at least she made her stage Persona up herself and it isn’t just directly bloomed from her label.

  32. Yuno
    Posted April 2, 2011 at 9:47 am | Permalink | Reply

    Why do people say Gaga is so creative and symbolic and stuff? She just puts it on, believe me. When she thinks nobody’s watching her she just dresses normally.
    See what I mean? She’s just wearing ordinary clothes and heels.

  33. Alfred Pennyworth
    Posted April 2, 2011 at 11:31 am | Permalink | Reply

    Obviously many people here don’t understand what a “Stan/Fan war” means to most fans. For *MOST* Fans, a Stan War means cyberbullying the hell out of other Fanbases when they get angry and lose their temper. It has almost always been an act of actual rage and ganging up for anyone I have ever seen.

    The ONLY time most Fanbases truce with eachother is when they get so annoyed and out of control their mind just dissociated from it.

    Any Fan of an Artist who bullies people from other Fanbases, in any way, should be shot between the eyes.

    • Bri
      Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:51 pm | Permalink | Reply

      I agree with you 100%. As someone on Twitter said “There will always be a Revenge of a Bullied Child”. Bullies, all school, internet, public and work bullies all over the World need to realize that words really DO hurt people and wake up. You can’t mistreat someone, think that it’s ok, funny “just a joke” or harmless and think you’re going to get away with it. Eventually your bullying will find you out. Remember Carrie?

  34. TeleMonster
    Posted April 2, 2011 at 4:21 pm | Permalink | Reply

    LOL @ you calling Gaga “Flopga” in Exhale. Don’t even try to deny it you smug little cunt. Hmmmm…let’s have a look to see who’s REALLY the Flop?
    Born This Way = 6 weeks #1.

    HIAM = left top 10 after a week.

    TTWE = debuted 20, went #9 and then back to to 20 something…

    Every single by Gaga top 10.

    Britney – 13 singles failed to chart. More top 80 songs than top 10.

    Who’s the flop again?

  35. ArtsyMinsy
    Posted April 2, 2011 at 6:43 pm | Permalink | Reply


  36. Fanbase Judgement
    Posted April 2, 2011 at 7:05 pm | Permalink | Reply

    The Christina Aguilera Fanbase (Official Bio)
    The Christina Aguilera Fanbase, also known as Christinatards, are all 13 year old girls whose attention-seeking and particularly Trollish online behavior in 2008 caused them to become the target of a Gagatards and Britards raid, resulting in rage-fueled lines of Youtube videos accusing Gaga of copying Christina and calling Britney Spears Fat, Untalented, Lipsyncing, and so on.
    Of course, Gaga’s Little Monsters could NOT stand seeing their Mummy Monster slandered by Christinatards and began, with the help of Britards, trolling them with taunts of Christina being stupid, ugly, fat, a Flop, etc. Of course, the Christinatards responded with Noobish comebacks that had little effect on the trollers.
    Proving that Stan Wars can be very dangerous things indeed, some Gagatards found out a majority of the Christinatard’s personal info (phone numbers, addresses, Twitter accounts, Facebook accounts, etc) From here, the attack on the Fanbase escalated and have still not calmed even to this day.
    ~ Next Bio coming soon ~

    • Ri
      Posted April 2, 2011 at 7:10 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Christina’s Fanbase really got ruined. It wasn’t just Christina Flopping either, her Fanbase collapsed too. Maybe if Gaga and Britney stans hadn’t persecuted them so much it wouldn’t have happened.

      • Tiana (Minion Of Gaga)
        Posted April 2, 2011 at 7:12 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Gaga and Britney stans didn’t bring Christina’s Fanase to chaos, they did it to themselves.
        When you boast about how your fave’s upcoming album is going to be a charting legend and it Flops, there’s going to be some Backlash. It’s just Karma.

  37. Andrew
    Posted April 2, 2011 at 8:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

    RedOne is only producing 3/17 tracks on Born This Way. Gaga is actually experimenting with new producers, unlike Britney who ran back to Max Martin to remain relevant.

    • Tiana (Minion Of Gaga)
      Posted April 2, 2011 at 10:32 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Britney’s team are awful to her. They won’t even let her answer her own questions in interviews. I don’t know why she doesn’t ditch that Adam Leber guy and find someone new, because it’s obvious that her Team don’t give a shit about her. She’s just the doll they wind up.

    Posted April 2, 2011 at 10:49 pm | Permalink | Reply


    • Tiana (Minion Of Gaga)
      Posted April 2, 2011 at 10:53 pm | Permalink | Reply

      You’re sick in the head. Britney’s voice comes from Talent and vocal training. And Homosexuals should not be seen as Second Class citizens. Sexuality does not define who you are, and I can’t wait till people like you get shoved into the one place you thought you were never going: Hell. Britney Spears is a Music Artist, her career doesn’t revolve around whether she sucks cocks off of “Fags”.

      Crawl back into your hole and please rejoinus after you’ve acquired a moral conscience.

  39. VAGINA
    Posted April 3, 2011 at 6:12 pm | Permalink | Reply


    • Lulu
      Posted April 15, 2011 at 11:04 pm | Permalink | Reply

      chill thats almost as disturbing as lady gaga!!

  40. Hikaru
    Posted April 5, 2011 at 9:33 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Why do Gaga fans call themselves misunderstood and different and say society pushes them away all the time when most of them are just ordinary people? O__O

    • Amanda
      Posted April 5, 2011 at 9:37 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Some people in Gaga’s Fanbase are misunderstood. I think they connect with Gaga because she shows the miscomprehended feeling where people think you are mad or evil or dangerous, even if you are simply different. I actually see a connection between Little Monsters and Rats, because it was said that rats were the ones that carried the plague when it was, in fact the parasites. Gaga and the Little Monsters are the Rats, and what people see us as is just the Parasite.

  41. Rainbow
    Posted April 5, 2011 at 10:36 pm | Permalink | Reply

    (Ignore this. I’m copying and pasting it for something I need to do later).

    Dear Lady Gaga,
    You’re a inspirational person. You change people’s lives. You’re really smart and caring. Don’t listen to anything those people say to you. You’re perfect the way you are. Don’t ever harm yourself in any way. I would never forgive myself even though I would’ve done nothing. You changed me. You helped me in life. I don’t know what I would do without you. You’re a great Singer as well. Your Fans really do love you. That’s what I think is best about your Fans. They don’t just love your Music, your clothes or your style, they love YOU. I think you’d be a great president for your country.
    You’re very beautiful. You never judge others. Even if you dislike them you say nothing bad about them and you try to stay out of Conflict. If people judge you, you ignore them. Nobody can change you. I don’t care what anyone says, I think you’re absolutely stunning. You always have that cheeky smile that everyone loves.
    Without you in the Music Industry, it wouldn’t be as bright as it is now.
    You can calm everyone down, even the people who don’t like you.
    You’re the kind of person who is not afraid of anything. Remember, never give up on ANYTHING you ever want to do in life. Keep trying. Don’t be afraid. I love your personality. Without you I wouldn’t even have an iPod right now. You’re a truly amazing person with amazing, funny, weird, mysterious and beautiful fans that love you. A lot of people love you even if they don’t show it much.
    People who say those horrible things about you in magazines and in forums are not worthy of your words or attention at all. If they have ever harmed you in any way, you ignore them. They’re wrong. You keep your head up and be who you want to be. If you’re ever upset about something, take a break from your Music for a while and hang out with friends. You deserve a chance to relax.
    I’m honestly about to cry writing all this. I hope there’s a tiny spark of chance, just a tiny little chance, you might read this one day. I remember in the Bad Romance video I noticed your eyes when you were meant to be crying and I have to say that they are so beautiful. They’re young and rich. They’re mixed colours but mostly Green and Hazel.
    The people who hate on you are lucky to even see you on the TV and in the News. And your Fans are EXTREMELY Lucky for being able to see past the “crazy” image. Never feel like you don’t deserve them the way they deserve you. You and your Fans have a amazing relationship and I swear it would affect the Music Industry if it ended. Long ago I didn’t really like you, but now I do. Everything I wrote so far is true. I’m not even CLOSE to finishing this. I could go on and on and on.
    You have some of the most amazing concerts and Tours on the Planet. Your performances are amazing. And so are your outfits. Your black VMA dress is my favourite. I will never forget them, they make me think about myself and how I can percieve the world, and what each different outfit might represent. RedOne and the other people you work with are some of the luckiest people alive to know you. When you first came out, I used to kind of think you were kind of creepy. But now I think you’re amazing.
    Gaga’s fans: You are all amazing people. You’re probably one of the nicest and most loyal Fanbases ever. You stick by Gaga and trust her to not let you down in anything.
    – Sadie

  42. MadgeiFan
    Posted April 6, 2011 at 10:34 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I don’t know why any of you spend time pitting Legends like Gaga, Britney or Madonna against eachother, because at least one of them is your hero, and if that is true about you, you should have all the faith and the confidence in the world in them to know that they are creations all their own. The three of them on various occasions have expressed their love, devotion, and concern for one another. Sure we’re going to quarrel about the hierarchy but the fact is that these women embody power and greatness. Hop the fuck off and let them work. (One day, hopefully together.) xD

    “I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she’s performing, the audience is just in awe of her.” – Britney Spears on Madonna. “I love Lady Gaga, I think she’s a really interesting artist.” – Britney Spears on Lady Gaga. “I think Madonna is great. She’s been a wonderful friend, very kind and supportive, and amazing. She’s such an incredible woman and… I get compared to so many people and we all get compared to each other, whether we’re blond, brunette, black, white, straight, gay… but on another level it’s kinda funny, because my Mother looks very much like Madonna and the older I’ve got the more I look like my Mother. So, sometimes I just wanna say, “It’s not my fault, I look like her!”” – Lady Gaga on Madonna. “She’s a nice girl – I just feel very honoured that she accepted Quicksand, the song I wrote for her. I used to scream for her in Times Square and now I work for her. When I was 13 she was the most provocative performer of my time. I love her so much!” – Lady Gaga on Britney Spears. “I just think people should mind their own business and let her grow up. I think everyone goes off the deep end at one time or another, and she, like Michael Jackson, didn’t really have a childhood, so there are some inherent problems in that scenario. I have a lot of compassion for her, and I hope that she can find balance in her life.” – Madonna on Britney. “I think Lady Gaga is great. When I saw her, I actually felt a kind of recognition. I thought, ‘She’s got something.’There’s something quirky about her. She’s fearless and funny, and when she spoke to the audience, she sounded intelligent and clever. She’s unique.” – Madonna on Lady Gaga.

  43. Willabelle
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm | Permalink | Reply

    She should have checked with someone to see if she was correct before actually setting those lyrics down.
    Oh and for just a little rant here, Exhale is absolutely crap. It’s Drama central, everyone there is so negative and pisstaking. I’m actually thinking of moving to a Gaga stan Forum where they might be a bit nicer. Not GagaDaily and especially not but maybe…I’ve heard they’re really nice and accepting there. Finally some Gaga stans that practice what they preach?

    • E.R
      Posted April 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm | Permalink | Reply

      I just returned to Exhale after staying in the Forums for two months and let me tell you something – you will REALLY miss Exhale.

      Yeah, has really nice Forum layout with good moderators but most of the people on there are either overbearing and obnoxious or extremely rude and mean spirited, act like maniacs and seem to go by their own opinions and expectations, with no thought for other suggestions whatsoever.

      You will miss your mates in Exhale and the things you take for granted, on they welcomed Trolls, the Moderators gave you a warning or even banned you if you said something rude to certain members, they were always spamming your topics with crappy GIFs, and they wouldn’t even let you post a possible leaked instrumental or song.

      Exhale may have some poor points and some people there are really bitchy and rude but I actually missed it ao much.

      • Bloody Drag Queens
        Posted April 10, 2011 at 12:44 am | Permalink | Reply

        Lol, they’re hilarious at I thought I was weird, but compared to that girl who always talked like a mental patient and had her signature as a pic of her pushing a cartful of instant coffee packets and cat food down a supermarker aisle, I’m pretty much normal.

  44. Mercury
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 5:49 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Lady Gaga sure is a bit of a mentally impaired hack and I wouldn’t be suprised if she has some kind of mental illness up there, but at least she has a reasonably talented voice.
    Britney has the worst voice I have ever heard in my life. If her voice is like it sounds in Hold It Against Me and Womanizer, can you imagine what she sounds like without the pro tools? Her voice isn’t sexy at all, it’s just terrible.
    And her thighs are fucking huge. She should not be wearing all these leather leotards and bikinis anymore. Seriously Britney, you are a mother. WTF. Can you ever be classy? At least that would make up for the no talent and bad voice.

  45. Scary
    Posted April 8, 2011 at 4:51 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Honestly, there is a reason you and the other Britney fans are so defensive. It’s because they know that she is nothing compared to Gaga.

    Now I like Britney. I enjoy some of her music, and I want only the best for her. I hated how the paparazzi tore her life apart for no reason, and defended her when she smashed the paparazzi car door. She couldn’t take those fuckers anymore!

    But let’s all face it, Britney is just nothing compared to Gaga. They can’t compare. Brittany is the epitome of a perfect, plastic pop star in a sexy outfit. Gaga is anything but. She has depth, talent, and art value. Maybe she is Fugly, but so what? Looks aren’t everything in a Music Artist.

    Britney is good for what she does, but she is never going to be as good as Gaga, point blank, and Britney fans know it. Gaga took over the planet in two years, Britney is just making another comeback. Britney is definitely going to have some major hit singles under her belt from this new album, and I’d expect nothing less, but Gaga is going to give us something brilliant and new and fresh.

    • Angelika
      Posted April 8, 2011 at 4:55 pm | Permalink | Reply

      I think that this is a very hypocritical thing to say. I’m a fan of both ladies – but Gaga more. Most Little Monsters talk crap about Britney ALL the time. We – as a fanbase – talk the most shit out of any fanbase. It’s pathetic of us. I love Gaga as much as the next person, but I don’t talk shit about the other artists.

      So, to say that they’re rude is hypocritical, because SO many Little Monsters are even worse.

      Now, I’m not saying it is wrong to speak your mind or even that Britney is more talented (truthfully I don’t think she is), but she and the other pop stars deserve respect, and a lot of us don’t give them it.

      This is why I don’t often tell people I’m a Gaga fan. Because everyone hates us.

  46. Luis
    Posted April 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Wow!!!! First off no one like lady gaga is ever gonna change me. I change on my own. We can all do it on our own if we try. She herself needs help. I’m of God and not of “another race” she created. If I seek help I look for it in Gods arms…

  47. Lulu
    Posted April 15, 2011 at 10:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Okay so clearly “lady gaga” has read some of the Bible, so why does she do the disturbing things she does?? Why don’t she sing a song praising GOD instead of HIM….hey you know what she isn’t talking about God him instead its someone else… if you don’t believe me research is!! Have you heard of the Illuminati?? She is in it(: whoa sounds like everyones dream idol huh?? She is constantly mocking Jesus Christ in almost all her songs example; born this way, judas, and tons others. Hey you know what by the way God made you perfect inside your mothers womb and you came out perfect without sin, but he didn’t make you GAY!! that is a choice your not born that way!! Mama Monster its like you people are worshiping her?? In Leviticus 18:22 it plainly says that being gay is an abomination!! Good little Catholic girl would not eat her rose mary beads!! wake up and realize it!! she also talks about a demon telling her to cut herself; she also has marks on her wrist!! why promote this?? you shouldn’t!! ohkay, thanks bye(:

  48. Sugacan
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 1:30 am | Permalink | Reply

    No judas did denied jesus. 3 times then gave him up

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