The Cover for “Born This Way” Has Arrived…

Brace yourselves for this…

…You know what?

I fucking love it!

It’s hilariously bad in the best sense. It’s self-knowing, which is unusual for her. It’s campy, absurd, and completely over-the-top. I adore this cover.

Of course, the Little Monsters hate it; they wanted something arteestic, which they didn’t get. So, as usual, I’m at odds with the Critters, who have cooked up mad conspiracy theories about how the cover is fake and is all a plot to reenact the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus on Easter. Riiiight…

The cover is real, it’s awesome, and it’s the coolest thing she’s done in a while. Keep it up, Gaga!

PS — I like ‘Judas’ a lot more than I did a couple of days ago. It’s a damn good song; it’s a better version of ‘Bad Romance’ and ‘Poker Face.’ It’s as if RedOne and Gaga decided to remake those two songs but with the aim of getting it right this time. And they did. With the exception of the pretentious, self-indulgent lyrics to the chant, I love the song and have been listening to it a lot.

PPS — Lest you think I’m going soft, I’m not. I’m simply an objective critic and not a blind hater.

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29 Comments

  1. Angelika
    Posted April 17, 2011 at 8:20 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I like it! Her scream-face is awesome xD

  2. Tiana(Minion Of Gaga)
    Posted April 17, 2011 at 8:28 pm | Permalink | Reply

    She looks like a Transformer Robot. I love it, it’s way better than the TFM and TF covers.

  3. CCCC
    Posted April 17, 2011 at 9:28 pm | Permalink | Reply

    i don’t care for the cover, I was annoyed to see on her twitter she was ‘counting down to it’ as if it would be something amazing, which I don’t know why anyone would think because none of her covers are avante-garde or interesting in anyway, so I don’t know why she felt the need for that. if it’s not a joke, well I don’t really care what the cover looks like so whatever. if it is a joke, it just furthers my theory that she has shit humour. her humour is as dull and dry as a butterknife

    • Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
      Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:47 pm | Permalink | Reply

      YOU MAD BECAUSE GODDESS GAGA IS YOUR MASTER AND YOU KNOW IT? DON’T DENY IT, DENAILED MONSTER. YOU ARE GODDESS GAGA’S SLAVE. OBEY HER FREELY OR LIVE AN OPRESSED NON-WORSHIPPER OF THE ONE TRUE MUSIC GODDESS.

  4. LadyBritBrit
    Posted April 17, 2011 at 11:03 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I’ve enjoyed laughing at the Monsters trying to justify it. So glad I got out when I did…in other news I do listen to HER these days.

    The Fame was her best cover, it was fierce and fitting!

    • Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
      Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:50 pm | Permalink | Reply

      GOOD MONSTER. YOU LISTEN TO THE GODDESS STILL? THEN YOU ARE SLOWLY RETURNING TO THE ONE TRUE GODDESS AND STRAYING FROM THE FALSE IDOLS WHOSE FANS MISTAKINGLY LOVE.
      GODDESS GAGA IS THE ONLY WORTHINESS IN THE INDUSTRY. SHE IS THE DIVINE. KEEP IT UP, MONSTER! BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR BEFORE THE GODDESS.

  5. Tondi
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 7:15 am | Permalink | Reply

    JUST WEAR A FUCKING EAR CONDOM NEXT TIME.

  6. Shebus
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 7:33 am | Permalink | Reply

    Okay, so I have been a fan of Lady Gaga.

    I was even at her concert last week, you know, the one that was on E! News where she fell on her butt. Yeah, I was there.

    And throughout the concert.. I would get little vibes, that she was very…strange. Not that I didn’t think she was strange before, but she would talk about Jesus, and then the things she said afterwards did not follow or agree.

    I have my own opinions about Born This Way, but i’ll get into that later. Right now I want to talk about her new song Judas. The sad thing about this song, is that people will hear it, and will sing it, and sing it, and sing it, and most won’t even realize what they are saying, they’ll just do it aimlessly for the sheer heck of it. They’ll be so caught up in the beats, that they won’t realize the words they are uttering. This song just seems so anti-christ. People should be careful. & I’m not one of those crazy Christians that like shove everything down people’s throats or stand out and yell “turn or burn”. No, that’s not me. The lyrics of the song is what gets me.

    First off, do you guys even know who Judas is? He betrayed Jesus. Jesus told His disciples, that one of them would betray Him. Luke 22:20-23 20 In the same way, after the supper he took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you. 21 But the hand of him who is going to betray me is with mine on the table. 22 The Son of Man will go as it has been decreed. But woe to that man who betrays him!” 23 They began to question among themselves which of them it might be who would do this.

    Judas.. was not a good thing.

    lady gaga says

    “I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down, a king with no crown”

    First off, why would you say that.

    Isn’t that what Judas tried to do to Jesus? Bring Him down.

    “I’m just a Holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel, I’m still in love with Judas baby”

    Proverbs 1:7 – The fear of the Lord is the beginning of Knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction. There is nothing Holy, about Judas. Holy is associated with God. Not his betrayer. His betrayer is associated with evil. Your basically saying your in love with the one who betrayed Jesus. the one who is anti-christ.

    “I wanna love you, but somethings pulling me away from you. Jesus is my virtue, judas is the demon I cling to.” There is nothing good about this sentence.

    Luke 22:3 – Then satan entered Judas, called Iscariot, one of the Twelve.

    The sad thing about this song, is that people will listen to it, and not even realize what they are saying. And then some will, and will not care. They will not even care about their Lord and Savior, but will follow and proclaim Lady Gaga. But, I hope this song is a wake up call for some of her fans, and that they will hear this and start to see truth.

    God can take anything meant for bad and destruction, and turn it into something good. Just as, what Judas did was meant for evil. But, God used it for the ultimate Glory of His Kingdom and saved the World through His one and only Son. Jesus knew it was His destiny here on earth. That man would betray Him, but He would Love them anyway and offer them forgiveness.

    Jesus offers you Love..and salvation. Things that this world cannot offer you. It can offer you deceit and destruction.

    John 3:16 – “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    John 4:16 – Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

    • Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
      Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:50 pm | Permalink | Reply

      GO MOLEST AN ALTAR BOY!!!! YOU AREN’T GETTING TO MONSTER HEAVEN WITH US, SO HA HA!

  7. Eyelash
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 8:59 am | Permalink | Reply

    What the Hell happened to the Woman? She used to be amazing, now she’s just sloping downhill.
    Unlike most people, I don’t find Gaga’s Just Dance/Poker Face era to be the best. IMO, she was perfect during the Bad Romance/Telephone era. She looked great, she danced great, the videos and songs were actually unique. Then Alejandro came out and she just went downhill.
    And now this? She needs to be careful, or she’s going to lose everything before she’s even reached her full potential.

    • Motorcycle
      Posted April 18, 2011 at 9:05 am | Permalink | Reply

      When a singer first joins a record label, she/he is under the full control and obligation of the label. They have to do whatever the label says and they have no control or say over their own carer. Later when they’ve had a few hits the label moves onto the next person on the label and lets the singer get on with their own career. That’s why Gaga came out with Just Dance and then went onto all the weird shit, because the Just Dance and Poker Face Gaga wasn’t HER, it was all due to her label. The Gaga we see now is the real her.

      • BritBrit lover
        Posted April 18, 2011 at 2:14 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Gaga only did what her record label told her because she wanted to be famous. The fame got to her head and now she thinks she God and can do whatever the fuck she wants and her “little monsters” just fuel that fire.

  8. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:22 pm | Permalink | Reply

    FOREVER JUDAS AND BORN THIS WAY! VIDEO FOR JUDAS IS SHOOTING RIGHT NOW – CONTROVERSY IT REALLY WILL BE, ESPECIALLY IF THE MUSIC VID WILL SHOW JESUS, JUDAS, PETER, PAUL, ETC. DANCING WITH GAGA DURING THE CHORUS… AND HOW CAN ANYONE FORGET WHEN JUDAS BETRAYED JESUS TO THE ROMANS, HE GAVE JESUS A KISS (THE KISS OF PAINED CONDEMNATION AND PASSOVERS). A NICE LIP-LOCK WITH GAGA/A DRAG QUEEN DRESSED AS JESUS WILL REALLY START A DRAMA WAR WITH GODDESS GAGA WORSHIPPERS & THE PEDOPHILE CATHOLICS/CHRISTIANS

  9. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:24 pm | Permalink | Reply

    OH, AND YOU YOUTUBE DUMBASS WHO DISLIKED MY TOP RATED COMMENT ABOUT INCLUDING A DANCING JESUS, DANCING JUDAS, ETC. IN THE MUSIC VIDEO GO TO HELL WITH YOUR PASTOR!!!! ITS NOT MY FAULT GODDESS GAGA THREATENS YOUR CHILD MOLESTATION PROBLEM SO MUCH

  10. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Permalink | Reply

    9 CATHOLIC WANNABE PRIESTS ARE TAKING THE FINAL TEST BEFORE OFFICIALLY BECOMING A PRIEST.
    EACH CATHOLIC WANNABE PRIEST IS MADE TO STAND IN A CIRCLE NAKED, WITH BELLS ON THEIR DING-DONGS AND ARE MADE TO WATCH A BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMAN POLEDANCING. ONE OF THE BELL SOUNDS BUT DROPS TO THE GROUND FROM THE DING-DONG’S FORCE, AND WHEN AN ASSISTANT ALTAR BOY LEANS DOWN TO PICK UP THE BELL ALL OTHER 8 BELLS SOUND OFF AT ONCE

  11. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:29 pm | Permalink | Reply

    WE ARE JUST HOLY FOOLS BEFORE THE GODDESS GAGA
    SAVE US, O GREAT GODDESS; IT IS THROUGH YOU THAT THE CULTURAL BAPTISM AND NEW AGE WILL BEGAN
    OUR RITES WILL REGAIN CONSTITUTION; PRAISE THE GODDESS.
    POWER TO THE MONSTERS!

  12. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Permalink | Reply

    ATTENTION ALL CATHOLIC PEDOPHILES AND OPPRESSED MOLESTED CHRISTIAN ALTAR BOYS!!!!! IF YOU HATE OUR GODDESS GAGA YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WITH THE OTHERS WHO WOULD NOT ACCEPT AND CONFESS GODDESS GAGA TO BE THE QUEEN OF QUEENS! SORRY FOR YOU XOXO

  13. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:33 pm | Permalink | Reply

    THE GODDESS GAGA
    QUEEN OF QUEENS
    PRINCESS OF PRINCESSES
    BEAUTY OF BEAUTIES
    RULER OF RULERS
    DUCHESSES OF DUCHESSES
    GODDESS OF GODDESSES;
    THE GODDESS GAGA IS IN POWER.

  14. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:44 pm | Permalink | Reply

    WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, OUR HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY GODDESS.
    THE LOVE WE HAVE FOR YOU AND YOUR VIXEN POWER, YOUR SHEER ATTITUDE IS WHAT FUELS OUR SYSTEM AND KEEPS OUR MONSTER HEARTS BEATING. OUR HEARTS ARE GLITTER AND DIAMOND-LINED AND OUR EYES ARE BLINDED BY YOUR LIGHT.
    WE WORSHIP YOU. OUR GREAT GODDESS GAGA. THE GOD OF MUSIC. BOW BEFORE THE QUEEN ON HER THRONE, PUNKTIUS!

  15. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:54 pm | Permalink | Reply

    PRAISE YOU, ALEX KNEPPER. I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE SLOWLY JOINING THE MONSTERS AND BEING BAPTISED IN THE CHURCH OF GODDESS GAGA. YOU ARE A GREAT MAN WITH A GREAT MIND AND YOU WILL GET TO MONSTER HEAVEN, NO DOUBT. KEEP SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH AND YOU WILL FIND IT, MY FRIEND! 🙂

  16. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

    WE ARE NOT BRAINWASHED SLAVES; WE ARE MERELY WORSHIPPERS. WE BRING THE TRUTH! GODDESS GAGA WILL REDEEM YOU OF YOUR MUSICAL SINS AND BLESS YOU WITH HER CLAWS. HAIL HAIL HAIL!!!

  17. Ultra Goddess Gaga Worshipper
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 4:01 pm | Permalink | Reply

    “NOW MAY OUR GODDESS GAGA HERSELF, LUC CARL OUR FATHER MONSTER,
    WHO LOVED US AND GAVE US ETERNAL COMFORT AND GOOD HOPE THROUGH THE FAME.”
    2 LITTLE MONSTERS 2:16 (ESV)

  18. Hungarian
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I hope the Born This Way album will be as good as Blackout by Britney Spears is. I haven’t heard Femme Fatale yet but I hope it’s even better thann Blackout (:

    • Tiana(Minion Of Gaga)
      Posted April 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Femme fatale comes pretty close in terms of consistency and quality, but the beating deranged sex-submission obsessed Blackout album will always have the upper hand over Femme Fatale’s typical bubblegum Pop theme.

  19. Lion
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 7:54 pm | Permalink | Reply

    You have stated before that you loved Gaga when she released The Fame and she wasn’t very well known, but you hated her after The Fame Monster, which is EXACTLY when she stole the spotlight and became a direct threat to your precious Godney. Hmmmm…
    “People love you when they think you won’t be around for very long, and people hate you when they can’t get rid of you.”
    -Lady Gaga

    • Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:34 am | Permalink | Reply

      How was she a threat to Britney in November 2009? Britney didn’t even have any music out at that time! I also love Ke$ha and like Katy Perry a lot, and both of them tend to outdo Britney on the singles charts, too. I hate Gaga because she’s a pretentious cunt, not because she’s a threat to Britney.

    • Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:35 am | Permalink | Reply

      Also, how wasn’t she well-known by the time Paparazzi was out? I was still stanning for her all the way through Bad Romance. It wasn’t until Telephone dropped that I became disillusioned, and it wasn’t until Alejandro that I couldn’t stand her anymore.

  20. RetentiveT
    Posted April 24, 2011 at 12:32 am | Permalink | Reply

    What planet are some of these commenters from?!
    I like the cover. Motorcycle human hybrid, cool.

  21. Posted July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Thanks for finally talking about >The Cover for Born This Way Has Arrived lady gaga is a fraud.
    <Liked it!

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