From the “Just Go Away Now, Please” Files: “You must honor your vomit”

More of the increasingly-bizarre NME interview has been released:

Lady Gaga is at it again making her strange comparisons about her creative talent. In her recent interview for NME, Lady Gaga says that you “must honor your vomit.”

One of Lady Gaga’s new songs “15 minutes of vomiting,” was explained by the pop diva in this interview. Her creative process consists of “15 minutes of vomiting and then days, weeks, months and years of fine tuning.”

This is where she chimes in with “you must honor your vomit,” according to the magazine.

This is where you need to like, go away. Go calm down, take fifteen minutes to breathe, and come back to us sane. Bye now!

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19 Comments

  1. Amy Pond
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I’ve met her 4 times and have even worked as an assistant editor for the Haus Of Gaga. She’s definetely got mental problems. She has a special “Crazy room” which she locks herself in for hours on end, just writing songs and scribbling on the walls. As surprising as this may sound, she’s a complete perfectionist and before a concert she refuses to come out of her dressing room until she’s finished practicing and has every single note perfect. She’s a good Woman and she loves her fans, but she really needs help.

  2. XX....Saz....XX
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm | Permalink | Reply

    She’s always been a complete fruit loop.
    I’ve always thought that. She’s not even that good in my eyes, she’s just some nutty bipolar weirdo o_o
    But everyone says to me,
    ‘OMG DONT SAY THAT! SHES JUST BEING HERSELF!!’

  3. Annia
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I think she and her huge team (don’t forget she’s got lots of creatives working with and for her) sometimes say these things for controversy. So that people can talk about it and make her even more famous. I think her fans shouldn’t be in such denial and people who believe she’s insane or whatever are also in denial because there are bigger problems than the mental stability of celebrities. Come on, Madonna did that Like a Prayer video for controversy, so Gaga made Judas to follow her steps. That interview doesn’t mean that she’s crazy, for me it means that she’s a hypocrite who wants money and fame and doesn’t mind being controversial and taking advantage of her “Little Monsters”. She’s so pretentious that she wants to be an icon even if her career only lasts 5 seconds. Money Money Money Money Fame Fame Fame Fame Adoration Adoration Adoration Magazines Magazines Scandals Scandals Scandals Attention Attention Attention Attention Attention is obviously all what’s on Gaga’s mind.

  4. Annia
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:11 pm | Permalink | Reply

    PS: Oh, and I guess she doesn’t make songs or videos trashing religious symbols because she knows that religious fundamentalists are much more dangerous than a couple of enraged Britney Spears fans or critics. If she did a video grinding on Mohammad and said blasphemous things against Allah, she’d probably get killed. Or maybe she could brag about murder attempts against her and beg her “Little Monsters” for support. She always plays a victim to her fans, it’s ridiculous but marketing wise, incredibly smart.

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted April 21, 2011 at 6:07 pm | Permalink | Reply

      ISLAMPHOBE!

      • Alex Knepper
        Posted April 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Islam is evil, and the true believer Muslims will fuck your shit up. You can make fun of Christians because they’re so docile. Muslims don’t play!

  5. Neil
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:17 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Dear Lady Gaga,
    No, I will not honor my Vomit. Jog On.

  6. Self Abrevviated
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Lady Gaga = Goddess of Pop, Wife of Judas and Ruler of vomit

    Rihanna = Queen of Pop (People need to recognize her more often)

    Britney Spears = Princess of Pop

    Katy Perry = Alien of Pop

    Madonna = Who?

    • Dyl
      Posted April 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Madonna has done far more than Tranny Flopga.

      • Little Monster Regina
        Posted April 20, 2011 at 8:55 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Tranny is a consecutive state of mind to be in when looking at Gaga. Once you notify the area in which her collective vagina’s are situated, you will see the Tranny rumours are nonsense.
        Especially at the 2010 Grammy performance. Her crotch impales the front viewers.

        How is that not sexy/impulsive/delicious/teasing/wild/crazy/seductive/etc? You are so Gaiii to not respect Gaga’s Vagina.

    • Posted April 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm | Permalink | Reply

      You have that ranking almost completely backwards.

    • Andy
      Posted May 11, 2011 at 4:40 pm | Permalink | Reply

      its funny you say madonna=who? yet she was around before all the others and has nearly thirty years on the rest of them. You are just in such denial or real musical innovation it makes me laugh. What a joke you are.

  7. Little Monster Regina
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm | Permalink | Reply

    “15 Minutes Of Vomiting”
    is a wicked song title. And I am sorry, Alex, but maybe she had sex recently? xD It has an off-throwing effect which can pull the strings of sanity. True? False? ETC…?

    How can you possibly hate this astouning, beautiful and au naturelle woman? She is the exact product of Beauty in the finest scale.
    The Vag is the best part! Never tiring of seeing Lady Gaga Sex Fakes. Should I call Moyra from LadyGaga.com? She has the very best sold-outs in Celebrity Sex Fakes.

    • Andy
      Posted May 11, 2011 at 4:41 pm | Permalink | Reply

      au naturelle. Sorry but there is nothing natural about horn implants, peroxide blonde hair and nose jobs. God some people are so blind.

  8. LadyBritBrit
    Posted April 21, 2011 at 6:20 am | Permalink | Reply

    Seriously, girl needs to chill, go away for 4.5 years and come back when she’s not a drug addict and embarrassing to know from a far!

    • On The Floor
      Posted April 21, 2011 at 8:36 am | Permalink | Reply

      A Britney fan calling Gaga Drug Addict?

      LOL.

      • Posted April 21, 2011 at 5:43 pm | Permalink | Reply

        There’s no fucking evidence that Britney ever was a “drug addict.” She passed all of her random drug tests and was never seen with drugs. Unless you get your celebrity news from goddamn Globe (the American bullshit tabloid) or something.

  9. Rollingster
    Posted April 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I think Gaga has some sort of weird mental problem
    Like Bipolar Disfunctions or Kleptomania or something
    Idk lol

  10. Michael
    Posted April 23, 2011 at 1:56 am | Permalink | Reply

    Fail. There is no song called 15 minutes of vomtitng she was explaining her creative process.

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