“Born This Way” Track Listing Revealed

The track listing to THE ALBUM OF THE DECADE has dropped…

1. Marry the Night

2. Born This Way

3. Government Hooker

4. Judas

5. Americano

6. Hair

7. Scheiße

8. Bloody Mary

9. Black Jesus † Amen Fashion

10. Bad Kids

11. Fashion of His Love

12. Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)

13. Heavy Metal Lover

14. Electric Chapel

15. The Queen

16. Yoü and I

17. The Edge of Glory

…Can someone explain “Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)” to me? And the “Black Jesus/Amen Fashion” shit? As if “Government Hooker” wasn’t pseudo-arty and pretentious enough.

“Electric Chapel” sounds pretty cool, though.

I don’t really have anything to say. Lots of pretentious titles (ten bucks says “Americano” has something to do with immigration). Lots of Gaga-isms (unicorns, fashion, foreign language shit). This should leak in about ten days, so watch out…

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30 Comments

  1. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:40 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Black Jesus?
    The Christians are going to go into severe cardiac arrest over that one, I can’t fucking wait 😀

    JUST 3 MORE WEEKS TILL OVER 10000 RELIGIOUS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ALL OVER THE WORLD (AKA VIGILANTCITIZEN.COM USERS) ARE PWNED.

    • chaosakita
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 5:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

      You’re pretty dumb, did you know that? lol Take your pompous edginess somewhere where people actually think it’s cool. Like kindergarten. 🙂

      • Little Monster Regina
        Posted May 4, 2011 at 4:36 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Yes, Sir

  2. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:45 pm | Permalink | Reply

    3 WEEKS, ALEX.
    jUST 3 DAMN WEEKs
    TILL YOU FIND YOUR INNER GAGA OBSESSIVE AND LOSE YOUR LAST STRING OF SANITY IN THE GRIP OF MOTHER MONSTER’S INFINITENESS AND GODDESSLIKE PRODUCTIVITY.
    CLASS, LET US TUNE INTO ALEX’S INNER MONSTER WAVELENGTH.

    • chaosakita
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 5:10 pm | Permalink | Reply

      lol, you’re no different than dumbshit Christians. Actually you might be worse 😡

  3. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:55 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I’M ON THE RIGHT TRACK,

  4. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:59 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Saw someone calling Mama Monster a fugly Judaic nosed Tranny Abortion just now.
    Time to teach the denialed pressed non-Monsters a few lessons, don’t cha think?
    LET’S GET THIS SHIT DOWN.

    • Jillian
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 10:25 pm | Permalink | Reply

      So much for being a race without judgment or hatred…

      • Little Monster Regina
        Posted May 4, 2011 at 4:37 pm | Permalink | Reply

        I’m a racial hybrid. Half Monster(Wuv/Luv), Half Human(Hate/Murder)

  5. CCCC
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:26 pm | Permalink | Reply

    ew I hate how all her fans above can’t wait to watch gaga “make christians angry”…yawn much? are pop artist really still trying to piss of religious groups in hopes of being considered an iconic rebel to their generation?

    sounds like a bunch of song-titles the pseudo arty kids in art class woukd come up with, all while sipping their starbucks and wearing their fake ass thick-rimmed glasses and converse with their fake ass dyed hair. and to put the cherry on top, their art sucks and they completeley ignore EVERY damn element of art and instead think they are gods for drawing anime all the time. probably would’ve been good friends with gaga.

    • vhon
      Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:49 pm | Permalink | Reply

      this is correct…. lady gaga today is just about the shock value and nothing more… take down all the make up, costumes, outrageous song titles, what would lady gaga be??? rare will be an artist who can bounce back from hell just like britney. and may i add, because someone just compared lady gaga and britney. its just lady gaga was fortunate enough to find fame during the atime that she is her own woman… please do remmeber that britney became famous when she was just a girl

    • Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:43 am | Permalink | Reply

      Pissing off Christians is too easy. Christians are so docile. If she spoke out against the oppression of Muslim women, then we’d have something truly bold. But she is not bold, so she won’t do that. She’s too MuLtIcUlTuRaL~* for that.

      Christians, like I said, are docile. They turn the other cheek. Muslims will fuck your shit up!

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 6:28 am | Permalink | Reply

      I don’t wanna piss off the Christians
      Just the conspiracy theorists who hate on Mama Monster

      • chaosakita
        Posted May 3, 2011 at 5:12 pm | Permalink | Reply

        yeah you do lol

        apparently you have the reading capacity of Forrest Gump

        and you also have nothing better to do than stalk some blog all day

        go back to sucking the teat of your mommy…or something a bit lower, lol. idk

  6. CCCC
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:39 pm | Permalink | Reply

    btw she is calleing the judas video a “Motorcycle Fellini PopArt FantasyFilm + Haus Directorial Debut.” seriously it sounds like someone is trying to use the most nice sounding adjectives to describe a heaping pill of shit. not to mentions he has already tweeted may as “MonsterMay” her ego is at, er, monsterous proportions. i’m guessing judas will be another tarantino-esque telephone type video, complete with words saying “starring..lady gaga” in fancy letters, and her prancing around like shes doing something new. It’s sad to see music videos are basically parody(mocking) shit ripoffs of cult classic movies these days, and they haven’t went anywhere. seriously I saw more expressive, artful things done in the 90’s.

    • vhon
      Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:51 pm | Permalink | Reply

      well this is ridiculous… i really don’t know what happened to the fun carefree 2008 gaga. the 2011 gaga has become a manufactured, calculated attention seeking whore.

  7. vhon
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:46 pm | Permalink | Reply

    this is not the album of the decade. this is just like every other generic pop album that has been released in the past ten years. the track listing alone makes lady gaga look like a madonna wannabe… no wonder a lot of artists don’t like to work with her.

    • Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:45 am | Permalink | Reply

      She herself said it was the album of the decade. I was mocking her.

  8. Ducky
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

    You know you’re running out of ideas when you resort to Christian blasphemy for attention and for a way to generate controversy. *Yawn* We already went through this with Madonna. Next.

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 6:43 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Who pulled your chain?

      • Ducky
        Posted May 3, 2011 at 7:52 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Gaga did. Duh, that’s why I’m here.

  9. Cherry
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Who are you to say Gaga is “pretentious” or her Music is bullshit? Or that she copied Madonna at the 2011 Grammys? Excuse me, but you’re not really that important and no one gives a shit about your opinion.

    • GouldingBitch
      Posted May 3, 2011 at 8:30 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Madonna is a complete copycat herself. She stole everything from the real legends. That’s why today’s popstars get compared to her so much, because there are like 10000000 women floating around that look like her, and 97% were way before Madonna was famous.
      http://www.aishamusic.com/lawsuit_many_artists_madonna_stole_from.htm

      • Posted May 4, 2011 at 2:04 pm | Permalink | Reply

        SOme of that is fair, some isn’t.

        The accusations of ripping off Better the Devil You Know are just fucking ridiculous, for instance.

  10. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Alex is sure to like this gif 🙂
    Featuring Gaga and Bieber in their brand new hit-and-run scene:

  11. Cp'n Adelaide Brooke
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

    “Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)” is probably going to sound like something you would listen to while getting gangraped in My Little Pony Land.

  12. Nanana
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 8:42 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Blah blah blah.
    She just likes winding people up, that much is fact.

  13. Nanana
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 9:15 pm | Permalink | Reply

    U + I better be in it’s fuckihng tour version otherwise all my faith in her and her ability to make valid good music decisions and good music full stop.
    IDIOT!

  14. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 9:00 pm | Permalink | Reply

    We will defend our Mother Monster against the Hate and Ridicule our race suffers. The arms of Mother Monster defend us. Mother Monster needs us like we need her. Mother Monster and us Little Monsters share a special Monster bond that only Monsters share in Peace and Love. POWER TO THE MONSTERS!

  15. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 9:04 pm | Permalink | Reply


    Mother Monster loves her Baby Monsters!

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