Born This Way to Leak In the Next 24 Hours

Twitter is abuzz with the fact that the album has apparently been shipped to retailers.

You know what that means…

Leak party time!

The fact that it’s been successfully kept under wraps for so long is quite the coup. Femme Fatale leaked eighteen days before its U.S. release date. If Born This Way can make it to eleven, that’s unusually good. At any rate, leaks don’t affect sales: if someone wants to illegally download the album, they can do that on the date of release, too.

What three tracks do you guys most want to hear? I want to hear “Electric Chapel,” “Heavy Metal Lover,” and “Fashion of His Love.” And, for the sheer ludicrousness, “Black Jesus/Amen Fashion.” I have a feeling that I’m going to hate “Bad Kids,” “Americano,” and “Hair.” (And I have a feeling that I’m going to dislike all the tracks that the Monsters love — and vice-versa!)

I’ll have a track-by-track review up once the album leaks, of course.

Stay tuned…



  1. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 10:14 pm | Permalink | Reply




    • vhon
      Posted May 11, 2011 at 11:20 pm | Permalink | Reply

      honey, no one is stopping gaga… 🙂 and i’m pretty sure there will be no poisoning:)

  2. Posted May 12, 2011 at 3:01 am | Permalink | Reply

    Spoken like a true undercover Stan 😛

    • Posted May 12, 2011 at 5:12 am | Permalink | Reply

      I have never, ever denied that I like most of her music!

      • Posted May 14, 2011 at 1:34 am | Permalink | Reply

        This is true which I am still trying to understand. We must have a chitty about that. There is a fundamental flaw there that I am trying to isolate.

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted May 12, 2011 at 7:44 am | Permalink | Reply

      It’s only a matter of time before Alex’s inner Monster is birthed.

  3. LadyBritBrit
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 3:08 am | Permalink | Reply

    Just praying she didn’t ruin You+I for me!

  4. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 8:21 am | Permalink | Reply

    Celebrating the continual History of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Also known as Mother Monster/the Great Mother/ChartGa/FlopGa/TrannyGa/Queen Gaga/GodGa/LegendGa/Gaga, here is a ceremonial marking of the album eras.
    The Ғame

    The Fame Mons†er

    ßorn This Way

  5. Blogging Info Desk
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 8:48 am | Permalink | Reply

    Some more mysterious feelings.

    Alex Knepper – We all know about your mad pedo crush on Justin Bieber. Face it, he doesn’t like you, nor does he know the meaning of your existence. You have oily skin, go cleanse properly. You’re a four-eyed freak. No-one would want to go out with you, unless it was a pity date, then it’s a win-win situation for you.

    Little Monster Regina – Aha, Lady Gaga’s main Dead-Bird stan and Alex’s chief ass-kisser! Tiana was right about you. At first I thought you were OK, but recently you started acting like a fucking bitch. You fail at being bitchy, keep trying. And if Kladi is the only one who knows everything about you, then…what does that make me?

    CCCC – Liar, fake, Noob, Idiot. It’s not needed here.

    LadyBritBrit – Fatass.

    a.d.R.I.a.n. – Adrian, if that is even your name, you’re a lowlife. Posing as an Adam Lambert lookalike on Twitter makes you nothing more than a fake cunt. You bent little bastard. Next time use your brain.

    • LadyBritBrit
      Posted May 12, 2011 at 11:40 pm | Permalink | Reply

      haha, says a person who is on the internet thinking up insults for people they have never even met and don’t even really know and has way too much time on their hands.
      AT LEAST!
      I don’t create up lives for the very many sad Britney haters world wide, but then again, I have a life!
      may I suggest you leave the house, go to a pub, hit on a hot person, take them home and get laid..THEN you can insult me all you wish!

      • chaosakita
        Posted May 12, 2011 at 11:43 pm | Permalink | Reply

        lol I totally bet you do any of that stuff

        ordering a bunch of cheap beer and passing out doesn’t count

        nor does having drunk sex and then deciding you didn’t like it despite how much you said you wanted it when you were drunk

        you respond to random posters on blogs, therefore you lack credibility

      • chaosakita
        Posted May 12, 2011 at 11:50 pm | Permalink | Reply

        and lol you need to get so much support from people of the opposite sex

    • Posted May 13, 2011 at 1:20 am | Permalink | Reply

      Yes, that’s my name, babe! ❤

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted May 13, 2011 at 10:37 am | Permalink | Reply


    • CCCC
      Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:40 pm | Permalink | Reply

      holy shit you have our names memorized, and I haven’t even posted on this entry until now? please do go into details on how I am a fake, lying, ‘noob’, whom is not needed here. btw, noob? since when is the term noob used outside gaming? jeez I bet that youra fun one in real life.

      also, your attack the blogger Alex by insulting his looks? you have really struck fear in all of us, bro, deep.

  6. Blogging Info Desk
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 8:55 am | Permalink | Reply

    The dumb list:

    CCCC – No one gives a fuck about your opinion, shut the hell up and go shag a dog.

    Little Monster Regina – You vile bulimic druggy Bimbo. You are a perfect example of 18+ trailer trash Barbie. Slutty, drugged up, insane, stupid, fake, plasticated, and Friendless. Ew.

    BritBritLover – You think everyone likes and tolerates you, when really they don’t. They just use you because they think you’re nice but inside I know you’re a bitch.

    • LadyBritBrit
      Posted May 12, 2011 at 11:42 pm | Permalink | Reply

      and again, maybe leave the house once in a while!

      • chaosakita
        Posted May 12, 2011 at 11:44 pm | Permalink | Reply

        wow, way to show you don’t care! :p

    • Little Monster Regina
      Posted May 13, 2011 at 10:39 am | Permalink | Reply

      I’m not bulimic or friendless
      U MAD?

      • chaosakita
        Posted May 14, 2011 at 4:32 am | Permalink | Reply

        lol no

  7. Little Monster Regina
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:49 am | Permalink | Reply

    How to be a successful pro-Gaga Troll on Exhale(The official article):

    To be a successful pro-Gaga Troll in Exhale is not as simple as you think.
    Being licked out of Exhale after your 4th post is not successful pro-Gaga Trolling.

    To be a successful pro-Gaga Troll you must either:

    1. Act like the Britney Spears News section is actually called the Gaga News section.
    2. Band together with some other Little Monsters and flush out the boards.

    The 1st option is where you enter the BS News section, for strictly Britney Spears News ONLY, and post anything Gaga-related there. Don’t just post some Google interview pics or chat about the new album. Cleanse the entire page with Gaga-ness!
    The 2nd option is where you and your fellow pro-Gaga Trolls actually pull a non-hacking DDOS on the forum. You relentlessly Troll and Troll and spam and spam and annoy and annoy until 96% of the forum quits and Exhale becomes Gagahale.

    As a pro-Gaga Troll, it is pointless to repeatedly post images of BreakdownNey or BaldNey in hope of pissing someone off. You’ll be banned, the topic moved to the dump section and/or deleted. No one will remember you or your post. Where’s the victory in that?

    Victory comes when you get your ass behind that Bad Romance screenshot avatar and rip Exhale apart with your GodGa-given Monster claws, either destroying it with a non-hacking DDOS or making it the playpen of vengeful Gaga stans.

    Your first mission as a Troll is to choose and victimize your first section. Currently the major sections on Exhale are Britney Spears News, General, and Celebs. Pro-Gaga Troll greatness comes from being able to take down a section which you don’t belong in. I’m talking about spending all your time in the general section when all you do is post about Britney, or entering Celebs and announcing that you love Ponies.

    For you to take down these sections one by one is equivalent to winning an Olympic Gold Medal. There is more than one way to do it; but basically, it requires a little effort.

    Log in, lurk around and observe the Britney fans in their natural habitat to get what they’re comfortable with and what they are not, then make a few harmless posts while proudly showing your Gaga avatar and sig to the world. Then start your own thread. Create a test-and-bump thread in the signature section, and keep it lurking. Make a few alternative accounts and post with them every week or so If your ass is caught out and questioned by Kayla, you can always reply that you have multiple people who use your computer and they wanted an account too. If you have a way to slip past the IP scan,(for example, a vodaphone home-connect stick which changes your IP to that of the connection satelite) or use a proxy server, you can make your alternative accounts immediately.


    Sex ed/Adult-rated topics are always useful. If you are careful and phrase them properly, avoiding obscenity or naughty, Kayla-alerting language, you can carry it on for months.

    Kayla and Jordan are both too stupid to realize just what’s going on in your thread and they’ll probably leave you alone. When the Britards object to your thread, be careful how you attack them. Go for the humbly objectional, innocenct-as-your-bunny method, while sweetly slipping in something you know will piss ’em off. If during your lurk you learned that – Amira – is 9 years old, take the mickey out of her age; “Did your Mommy put your Barbie’s head back on today?” When you don’t know enough about other posters to pull that one, lie through your Monster teeth and say that you are being degraded, oppressed and bullied. What you want to do is portray yourself as a humble individual who has been countlessly ridiculed and outcast for their personal opinion.

    There are times when Kayla won’t put up with your bullshit and might ban you. You are not yet defeated. Find Jordan on Twitter and whine.

    Nine times out of ten, Jordan will overrule Kayla’s own judgement to please you. Take this as an affirmation of your seduction skills. When you pop back into Exhale, as a clear slap in the face to Kayla, she will be so put down that her own Gorean Master was displeased by her actions that she will never ever ever ever ever ever touch your posts again. You can raise your attacks a bit, go into more offensive details which really make the Britards run. When the non-Trolls realize that you are a seductive, sly, sneaky pro-Gaga Troll who is slowly taking over their favourite forum, they will leave.

    Then there are the Britarded Trolls-in-disguise. They might make a “Thanks for ruining our forum, FlopGa stans” announcement. Jump on those announcements. Proclaim how you never tried to hurt them, how sorry you are for them to leave and how much your respect Britney and how you thoroughly understand that Gaga preaches love and acceptance. This adds to your Trolling scores.

    Now that you’ve proved your power, slowly begin grinding at the members. Begin with the most hated Exhalers. You can spot these by looking at their karma bar. Anything they post, criticize. Don’t make a clear cut personal attack, attack their post. If the poster responds, keep going until they lose their temper and attacks you.

    Report that poster for Cyberbullying to Kayla. As she can’t ban you, the other poster, getting no protection, stops posting.

    As you kill off the most hated Exhalers, start cutting the more loved and worshipped ones down a bit. Report them even if they haven’t responded to your posts. If Kayla has never gone on strike from her moderator position before, she probably will now. This is a true victory – only first-class Trolls can shut the moderator down.

    This gives you the run of Exhale. If there are still Britards posting, up the temperature on your attacks. If you haven’t created alternative accounts yet, do so. If you have, get on them. Abandon all reticence. Make the nastiest attacks on all other Exhalers.

    This should drive the remaining fools away from Exhale. They won’t have Kayla to complain to, and any fool knows that Jordan officially duznawtcurr.

    Done this already? Congratulations, you have officially pwned Exhale.

    • chaosakita
      Posted May 14, 2011 at 4:34 am | Permalink | Reply

      Wow I had thought you written this yourself.

      nope all you can do is lame copypasta and appropriate memes once they have reached the lowest common denominator

      At least show some pride in your work like blogging info desk

      And wtf, what a weird place to export drama lolol

      • Little Monster Regina
        Posted May 14, 2011 at 9:14 am | Permalink | Reply

        • chaosakita
          Posted May 15, 2011 at 7:30 pm | Permalink | Reply

          Wow thnx bb

        • chaosakita
          Posted May 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm | Permalink | Reply

          Protip: make your own gifs next time lol

          • Little Monster Regina
            Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:46 pm | Permalink | Reply

            You are Gai

            • chaosakita
              Posted May 18, 2011 at 10:08 pm | Permalink | Reply


              is gai = “gay”?


    • chaosakita
      Posted May 14, 2011 at 4:36 am | Permalink | Reply

      And you’re barely trolling; you’re just being spammy and dumb and you can only do that because Alex is to bizarre to ban ip’s. (maybe it’s because he’s gay and subconsciously loves the drama…jk) Although that wouldn’t really be much a problem.

      too bad you probably lack the brain cells to know otherwise

  8. Blogging Info Desk
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:43 pm | Permalink | Reply

    • CCCC
      Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:44 pm | Permalink | Reply

      ew you went through all that with fake names and pics and everything? that is honestley fucking creepy. how long did that take you? for shits sake.

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