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“Born This Way” So Far: 2011’s Biggest Disaster-In-the-Making

Pigrez Hilton has revealed two more lines of Lady Gaga’s new song “Born This Way”: “Don’t be a drag/Just be a queen.”

If you find this empowering, go drown yourself by sticking your face in a dirty toilet bowl.

Here are the lyrics to the song, so far:

Don’t be a drag
Just be a queen

I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track
Baby I was born this way

Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track
Baby I was born this way

Unbelievable. To quote Lil’ Kim: “Better slow down, dummy/you ’bout to crash.” I couldn’t have dreamed of more ludicrous, condescending, self-indulgent ego-trip than the one she’s heading on. This song is shaping up to be a complete and utter disaster. The best melody in the world can’t save these atrocious lyrics. And the more we learn of them, the worse the song looks: we’re only in for more rounds of horrendous lyrics!

Her straight fans aren’t going to accept this, and non-Monster gay ones are going to find this song to be highly condescending. We’re in for the Great Lady Gaga Backlash of 2011, folks! Hold onto your seats…

Perez Hilton, Lady Gaga’s Butt Boy

Perez Hilton “weighs in” on the Lady Gaga/Britney Spears “competition” coming up:

If we’re putting Gaga and Brit head to head, who would Perez place his bet on? “When the dust settles, I definitely think that Lady Gaga will win in this battle just because I know personally that Gaga is so hungry and determined to make this album successful that she’s going to work so hard,” he said. “Whereas Britney and her camp think she doesn’t have to work as hard. It will be successful, but I don’t think it will be as successful as Gaga’s.”

Pigrez has long been Lady Gaga’s little sycophant. He’s been deeming her, ridiculously, bigger than Beyonce (who’s been around since the 90s) and Britney (ditto), dissing legends like Grace Jones to protect his Mother Monster from criticism, was selected to unveil a wax statue of Lady Gaga for Madame Tussand’s, and has even smooched her in public. “Lady Gaga is an inspiration to us all!” he breathlessly proclaims.

In summary, asking Pigrez to “weigh in” on the impending Gaga/Britney ‘battle’ is like asking Sarah Palin to weigh in on whether Republicans will do well in the 2012 elections. There might be a little bit of truth somewhere in the analysis, but you have to cut through a mountain of bullshit and bias to get to it.