Gaga must really want those first-week sales numbers.
Whatever her final sales tally is, though, there’s going to be a huge question mark hanging over them, now, though.
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lady gaga is a fraud. 
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Seriously? That’s really beyond desperate – to think poor Mariah Carey was accused of chart-rigging when she sold SINGLES for that price!
At least it beats Bionic. Y’all remember the Bionic massacre?
Basically, it was like this:
The outcome and lessons learnt through the Bionic massacre:
it was actually a sad moment when bionic flopped… what i realized is that christina was really not that popular or relevant anymore
The great Legendtina mentally slayed with Legendonic
Bio on Self-Important Music Artists:
Self-Important Music Artists (also known as Cunts, Bitches, God’s Gifts, the Fucktards and The Filth) are the IRL version of smartass Trolls. They have the power to charm the public and slay your favourite Flop whenever the mood strikes them. Contrary to popular belief, they don’t just sit in a studio all day, writing songs and drinking coffee, but actually spend 90% of their day smoking weed, fingering themselves and trolling the Vanity Fair interviewers with claims of Drug abuse.
The majority of the Self-Important Music Artist community is made up of weak-backboned, insecure losers suffering from some of the most severe cases of unwarranted arrogance.
Different types of Self-Important Music Artists
The standard Falsetto Flop bitches – Fat, bitter, cunts that can be seen a mile away when at the Grammy or Billboard awards. Usually so fat and slow that it’s a miracle they can make it on stage, let alone work their way through a dance routine at full sprint. Generally snarky, snobby, and full of unwarranted arrogance.
Daddy’s spoilt little girls – Amazingly, although most Daddy’s girls are afraid to sing, let alone actually perform, some go against their kindred and become Music Artists. Usually demanding brats who speak in a throaty voice, and act like they belong to a female gang, despite the fact they were probably rejected for not being able to leg it away from the coppers.
Black Self-Important Music Artists – These motherfuckers are pretty desperate. Mostly Reggae or slow Hip-Hop. They think that if they sit in a cafe singing “I need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need” in a wannabe Lil Wayne/Bob Marley accent, they will become famous and adored within the Weed-smoking, Peace/Ghetto community.
Pretentious Crooks – The Kings & Queens of iTunes, these loonies will broadcast their generic Music videos on MTV overnight, and steal your fave’s #1 spot into the night, never to be heard from again. They can/will erase any trace of your favourite Flop from existence, and their bloodthirsty stans will prevent any information of them resurfacing. They control the Grammys, and some say they control Billboard.
Judging by the descriptions…
“The standard Falsetto Flop bitches” = Christina Aguilera
“Daddy’s spoilt little girls” = Paris Hilton
“Black Self-Important Music Artists” = Aloe Blacc
“Pretentious Crooks” = Lady Gaga
Am I right?
woah you wrote this yourself
A++
I hope you get hit by a car then be drowned by a 3 year old then chop your fingers off then cut your fuckin nose off then punch you in the face so your teeth looks even worse and then SHOOP DA WHOOP, GOKU,AND PEDO BEAR FUCKIN FALCON PAWNCH YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR PATHETIC FUCKIN FACE THAT GOD SHOULD HAVE BURNED YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH,YOU ARE THE MOST PATHETIC MOTHER FUCKER ON PLANET EARTH AND SHOULD GO FUCKIN HANG YOURSELF
How the hell are you going to comment cyberbullying slurs on this guys blog when gaga is basically teach no preduice or racisism and she a civil right activist how dare you call yourself a little monster making a racist or preduice comment
Gaga really has no idea what her fans are like, because as this comment proves “Little Monsters” are the nastiest, most hateful people on the internet.
Agreed
Exactly, so glad I left before I lost my soul to such trashy tasteless low flying moral-less peices of shit!
I still hate them all for bringing up someobody’s worst year as an arguement FOR Lady Gaga and her fans and them being rigtht and true and that Gaga is a classier and better a artist because this other artist suffered, almost died, had lost their mind and was going through some terrible emotional damaging breaking into peices shit!
Way to lose her fans, alot of fans considering this artists rather large fanbase!
i wonder what will gaga say when she reads that her fans want to kill other people
Yeah, I bet she really cares
Lady Gaga isn’t bothered that her fans are filled with hate as long as their wallets are full of cash.
Lol so true but I think Gaga loves fame and recognition even more than she loves money.
I’m impressed how this woman addresses such controversial subjects like Immigration laws and Homosxuality. She doesn’t sing about “sex in da club” like every other Artist just not to get in trouble. She doesn’t exchange her beliefs and integrity for Fame and popularity. She is true to herself, to what she believes in, and has been like that from the very beginning. She risks rejection, yet she does it, and now people respect her for that. By doing this with her album, she is also risking rejection. People will accuse her of cheating and being desperate, but she appears not to care. I really respect her for that. I really, really do.
And her album is, to my ears, astounding. Americano is an absolutely flawless track. I feel we can all relate to it in some way.
Yes, what could be riskier for a dance diva than to say nice things about gay people?
lol, here is someone who probably thinks themselves ~AN INTELLECTUAL~ for having one-sentence views on political issues
OH WHAT A SCHOLAR
What exactly do you feel she’s risking? And what connection does she have to gays or immigrants? NONE! And as for being true to herself… EHAAEHAEHAEHHAE that is the biggest, fattest most porcine lie of all. She was not Born This Way> WE WERE! She was born on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, did not fight for a damn thing and has created a legend of herself that truthfully does not exist.
She never performed in any club here. She never ran around the streets dressed the way she is now. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. It was created. Long and short she is making those statements to sell records. That’s all. That’s it.
Just watched Britney’s TTWE with Nicki Minaj…
Awful. Absolutely Awful.
Britney needs to sit down and let the real music artists (Gaga & Beyonce) show her how it’s done.
Does Britney ever, EVER, EVER sing LIVE? How can her fans respect her when she doesn’t care enough to give them a live performance. Hell, even Ke$ha sings live, and she does it with effort too. Guess that’s the difference between having real singing talent and not. The Billboard performance proved, YET AGAIN, to the world that Britney is out of her element in today’s music scene. Too many REAL singers for Brit to compete with.
That just means more support for Gaga
Exhale is riddled with either pressed Britards who post Gaga topics every 4 seconds or crossroads-approaching Britney stans who are unsure whether to keep supporting Britney or convert to Little Monsterism instead
Lady Gaga is going to rule the world, and you WILL, yes, you WILL, fucking DEAL.
I’m neither an I would never go to the dark side and become a monster. Monsters are cruel sick lost little souls who need to be told to shut up and maybe stop looking down on other people, who are suffering too, who have had their issues and more then likely are just trying to live their life to the fullest. (Read above statement for WHY I don’t support Gaga and her fans anymore)
TTWE was just a cameo appearance, not a “performance.”
she does sing live… its just that the playback is really loud… and yes, beyonce and gaga should tell her how its done and bitchslap her to the time and space continuoum to remind her that back in the day, she was the performance to beat (even beyonce then could never compete to a britney performance)…
but then again, what happened to britney never actually happened to beyonce and lady gaga… beyonce always have the support of her family while gaga became famous when she already know what she really wanted as a woman… these the superstars never experienced fatal knee injury, divorce and custody battles, paparazzi abuse and psychological and emotional trauma. britney had it all and she went from heaven to hell and back on earth… as a fan i’m just happy and keep hoping that in time, she will recover from the pain she experienced…
All Rihanna did was spread her legs in normal Slut fashion, then Britney lumbered on stage in that Japanese porno costume and started wiping her ass crack on a pole. She and Rihanna looked like they’d stepped straight out of a Japanese Tentacle porno flick, complete with the filthy whore women that Japan is famous for.
THE RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS GAGA’S NEW ALBUM ♥
WE MUST BE OURSELVES, RESPECT OUR YOUTH.
its actually great:) and i think its a good thing that it sells on .99 hahah a lot of people will be buying it hehehe…
The Britards at home:
born this way will be number one and it will beat a lot of records 🙂
And on Britney’s Billboard performances, I think her energy just ain’t there anymore
She doesn’t have that little “Ooomph” that you have to have in that kind of biz, you know? The look that goes on your face and the vibes that come off you and it makes you look like a lightbulb’s switched on inside your head
i agree with you on this… hopefully the terible things that happened to britney will never happen to gaga because one tormented pop star is enough…
Americano would sell fuckloads if it was released as a single, I just know it
It is one Beast track
Now, I think: Americano >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scheiße
Americano should be the next single
It’s like a runaway romantic Holiday song
People will love that, especially in the late Summer
I don’t really like Americano that much. Not as much as the rest of the songs. I would like it if Government Hooker were the next single after The Edge Of Glory. But considering that Americano is apparently one of Gaga’s favourites and a lot of her fans want it as a single, I think the next few singles will be Marry The Night, Americano, and (hopefully) Government Hooker or Scheisse. I would like Bad Kids to be released as a single at some point too.
Too bad its Amazon doing this, not gaga. and rihanna did the same thing.
Who run this Motha? GIRLS!
Who run this Motha? GIRLS!
Who run this Motha? GIRLS!
Who RUN DA WORLD? GIRLS!
Girls are HAWT, you’re NAWT.
lol, fake lesbians
Just watched Gaga werk dat spiked collar on SNL
How is your dildo working out?
Good, thanks. Yours?
Alex/Godlex/Legendlex/Criticlex, check out my fanmade covers of Born This Way tracks!
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Lady Gaga in a typical scene from her new Music video, “Edge Of Glory”.